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Hello Fellow Kids
Meet my cousin Allonautilus scrobiculatus and his slimy shell.
Hm, in the House, slimy and 4 legs
Also works for pedophiles
Maybe a barnacle?
Yo momma?
One of those creepy soft shell turtles?
Or maybe a newborn turtle they hatch kinda slimy?
What about no legs no slime house?
amputee boomer with good hygiene
Coral
I was thinking maybe some type of hermit crab but too many legs
Turtle covered in algae
Armadillo!
Needs more slime.
Crunchy on the outside
Smooth on the inside
I can’t even tell what I’m looking at. What a wonderful fucked up little creature.
Two wives?
No, you’re thinking of two knives.
Yeah this is pretty great 🔪🔪
I gotta be honest I got a lot more amusement out of this post than expected. Well played OP, well played
Turtle with a runny nose.
A type of Jellyfish maybe? Internet says there are few with the right number of appendages.
