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BonesOfTheMoon to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Don't forget to change your bag!

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Don't forget to change your bag!

BonesOfTheMoon to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • MudMan@fedia.io
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    But those are seeds, so the human body equivalent would be…

    …I mean, I’m not a doctor, but I think this person may be using the bags wrong.

    • RizzRustbolt
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      Using a condom would ruin the pun, and having a balloon filled with oxygen is just dangerous.

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    Halloween pumpkin? In THIS economy?

  • Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m trying to decide if my mother would find this funny. She uses one of these bags.

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      As a nurse, I find it hilarious.

      • BonesOfTheMoonOP
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        My gift to you, wonderful nurse.

        • maximumbird
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          I want to understand so bad

          • BonesOfTheMoonOP
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            Ahaha, it’s a drug used for anesthesia. It’s what Michael Jackson used.

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        Probably cause you never got one.

    • BonesOfTheMoonOP
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      What’s her sense of humor like? Maybe wait until she’s had a few.

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        She’s surely gone through a few ostomy bags already

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        A few bags?

      • Scott 🇨🇦🏴‍☠️@sh.itjust.works
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        I told her about it, she laughed. I’ll show her the pic.

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    I hate it

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    Is it possible to fuck a colostomy hole?

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      Username checks out

    • rautapekoni@sopuli.xyz
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      It’s a hole so…

    • BonesOfTheMoonOP
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      Yes I’ve seen posts about that on health care Reddits.

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