Please ignore the blue skibidibird logo. I am just reposting a very old comic.
That bird could make for a neat logo
It looks like it could tweet some short messages from the rooftops. Maybe some kind of message app?
We could call it birdnet
That’s why I purell the seat first. I also put a layer of tp on the water to prevent poseidon’s kiss.
The real life pro tip is always in the comments!
If I absolutely have to go I hover. Do the deed and get out. I don’t know if I ever touched a public toilet before. Use the foot to hit the handle to flush if there is no sensor.
In the office they have a spray attached to the wall of each stall, you can use some toilet paper to clean the toilet seat with some spray. That’s great. It’s the only reason I still go there.
This confirms what I know would happen if I use a public toilet.
Hover or death!
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