Alt Text: A cartoon illustration of a ghost holding a pizza in the middle of a seance gathering. Caption reads “The seance had worked.”
That poor dude doesn’t even catch a break in the afterlife 💀
He doesnt look unhappy about it
Not sure I’d want pizza from beyond the veil.
“Arrived cold with aftertaste of brimstone. Would not order again.”
You know that place you used to go to, that closed years ago, but you still remember how great the food was, and you haven’t managed to find anywhere else that compared, or to replicate it at home…?
Now imagine being able to get that from beyond the veil…
Do they have the money to pay for it or is it one of those séances?
It arrived past the 30 minute guarantee, so there was a discount.
Pizza was cold. Two stars ⭐⭐
“Wait, are those anchovies?”
“Braaaaaiiiins.”
“Thank God they’re not anchovies.”
