• Midnight Wolf
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    14 days ago

    Couple changes: polyamorous femboy hooters furry twink, any EV under 50k, and bad dragon lube instead of zyn

    I could be more picky, but those are the major adjustments necessary

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      14 days ago

      I would like to reinstate the government mandated goth gf, remove the government mandated part, remove the government entirely, keep the polyamorous part, replace the house on 2% interest with a hand-built communal living arrangement with chickens and a workshop with too much sawdust, swap the EV for a nice E-bike, and trade half the lube for a pirate flag - but only half!

      • 🍉 Albert 🍉
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        13 days ago

        wonder if all it takes is opening hooters franchise and hire femboys, and if corporate complains say it’s because gender discrimination laws and sue them instead so ALL hooters become femboy hooters.

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    13 days ago

    I am again azking people to not call any woman with black hair a goth.

  • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca
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    14 days ago

    Sir, while I do think that, broadly speaking, your proposition does have merits, there is a point that I would like clarified, as I feel it is the linchpin of this particular proposal’s success or failure.

    This goth gf you mentioned: are her tiddies big? Is she a big tiddie goth gf, or are her tiddies of a normal size? While I do not think there is anything wrong with a goth gf without big tiddies, I think it is important that those potential goth gds who have big tiddies are not excluded from this proposal, as the size of one’s tiddies should not define them, and tiddies are delightful regardless of size.

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      13 days ago

      one does not discriminate among goth gfs based on tiddies, its a core tenet of the nation

    • shalafi
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      13 days ago

      Keep the big ones, I want a goth gf that’s flat as a board.

  • Masamune
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    14 days ago

    If the costco gold card is just a hot dog, I won’t be a member for very long.