I’m just built different
Like, incorrectly I think
AWROOOOOOO
Superman does good, you do well. Or in this case, you don’t do so well :(
Shh! We were trying to avoid telling them it wasn’t just their body, but their brain, too!
Human body is a nightmare and needs a redesign.
Don’t say that! I shudder to think what NVIDIA or M$ would do to it…
Can we has FOSS redesign, plz?
We need enamel that grows back. More robustly built eyes that don’t get bent out of shape and lose effectiveness. A user replaceable HEPA filter somewhere along the windpipe. An update to the liver firmware to get rid of hangovers. Most importantly, and I can’t stress this enough, we need certain kinds of body hair to be opt-in only.
I want my tail back
There are so many neat little things I could do
It could hold my stuff or untie my shoe
I want my tail back!
Just think how useful it could be on the loo
April 6, 2000
Well, I’ll tell you why: those are bug fixes. One of them fixes that bug that Nancy had when she tried to install the thing on a computer that didn’t have Internet Explorer. Another one fixes that bug that occurs in low memory conditions. Another one fixes that bug that occurred when the file is on a floppy disk and the user yanks out the disk in the middle.
This aged like milk.
Not really. Sure, the tech has changed, but the underlying logic remains the same.
werewolf in london
I keep adding oils of varying viscosities but it doesn’t seem to help.
Have you tried fish oil?
Me with IBS-M, PCOS, possible autism (getting tested), keratosis pilaris, ultra-sensitive skin that itches endlessly, general anxiety disorder, horrid hair shedding, asthma, vitamin D deficiency, and vitamin C sensitivity 🙃
I’m only 24, I don’t want to find out what’s coming. Depression, diabetes, and arthritis run in my family so I already know I could develop those…
my body is a machine that doesn’t work very well
Very well job!
This popped into my head instantly: https://open.spotify.com/track/1lpxUd0kkSbVbYoUS7hLJJ
My body is a machine that turns thyroid hormones into an immune system attack response.
