Don’t even get me started on the bug with the fruit tree that exposes admin secrets
God: “I will punish people if they do evil.”
Also God: “I will banish them from paradise for eating the fruit that lets them distinguish good from evil.”God is an unreliable narrator
“Heads up, if you do this, it gives you god mode so you want to avoid that.”
God: “So these are story points. They represent an estimated amount of effort to complete a task rather than a literal unit of time.”
Creationists: “So I know story points don’t actually represent ‘days’ but for the sake of argument, let’s just say they do.”
If God was Agile. 😂
Still gets shafted by project manager.
Not adding the Sun in the position of the primary light source till the 4th iteration was a major clue.
…can’t be arsed anymore.
That clearly wasn’t true. We’ve been arseing this place up for millennia.
We’re not the dev, unfortunately.
Moding community
And, a chapter over, there’s another version with differently-ordered events showing that documentation never has been good.
