• Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    The very safe and beautiful country of Soviet Yugoslavia that specifically never had any problems at all, which is why it still exists to this day.

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      Well, Slovenia is probably the part of Yugoslavia that fared better during its fall. And it is beautiful and safe.

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        Sure if I had to pick a former Yugoslav state to be in when it fall apart, it would probably be Slovenia. But she was born and raised in Yugoslavia, and left just a few years after Slovenia was formed.

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          Ironically, Slovenia now arguably has a higher standard of living than the US. She probably would be happier now if she had stayed. Maybe she would have found a husband who actually loves her, and she wouldn’t have had to live with the deaths of millions on her conscience (insofar as she has one).

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            Maybe she would have found a husband who actually loves her

            she is a gold digger, so chance is she would just be digging gold at home.

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    “That woman over there whose name I know, believe me, is from the country of… Melania? Hold my hand, …you.”

    “Govedo neotesano.”

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      “they made a movie about her, beautiful movie, called Melania, I don’t know why they named it Melania to be honest, beautiful movie, best movie, until one day they’ll make a movie about me”

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        And the spot on his hand? A new disease called melania.