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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 days ago

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Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost · 2 days ago
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    this is an improvement

    • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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      Right?

  • Itdidnttrickledown
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    I’m tired of these beauty shots glamorizing evil and ugly people.

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    Now this is shitposting!

  • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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    He’s halfway to being a Muppet.

    Well, externally. Mentally he’s fully Muppet.

    • ProbablyBaysean@lemmy.ca
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      Please dont insult the intelligence of a muppet

      • Smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works
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        I’d never insult a Muppet®️, but a muppet can go fuck themselves.

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    Do one with an exit wound now.

    • Fedizen
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      Is there a betting pool on where future heroes assassins shoot him next? The ear? The brain? Spine? A charlie kirk instant death aorta spine shot?

      • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca
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        I hope right through the brain.

        • Almacca@aussie.zone
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          That’s a very small target, though.

  • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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    Bubba is aroused.

  • switcheroo
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    Gross to look at.

    And these pictures are gross too.

    • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I don’t know, think its a marked improvement.

  • Aneb
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    I was trying to eat, never mind.

  • Rekorse@sh.itjust.works
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    Fantastic work! Make shit posting great again!

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    the hands are enlarged in these photos, right?

  • mojofrododojo
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    laugh all you want this would still be a better timeline than the one we’re on.

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    The world desperately needs the return of Steve Oedekerk’s animation skills.

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    Once again, this is not a dumping ground for your shithole country’s politics.

    • Die Martin Die@sh.itjust.worksOP
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      1. I’m not USAian
      2. Making fun of 21st century Adolf is always acceptable,
      3. Fuck off ;)
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      I went to your profile so I could make a similar pic of your country’s leader, and it’s all posts of American license plates. So now I’m just confused. Are you from here, or do we just have superior license plate humor?

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        I don’t know Watson, you tell me.

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      This one is less political and more “take public figure and make them googly eyed”

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        True, you’re totally right. This is just a public figure and not a political actor in the slightest.

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      This is a shitpost channel. When i shit, i like to imagine the soft tiny dick of ‘the worldz most powerful man’ oozing out of my butthole into the hammock no matter what country im in.

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