Down side: you’re more likely to get hit by car due to bigger hotbox
The fact that you are driving halfway into oncoming trafic doesn’t help
“Remember: There is no society—only you and the freedom to do what you want.”
Don’t forget the LED headlights that outshine kilonovas.
🎵Canyonaro!!!🎵
They already have those. They call them jeeps.
I believe cats have been getting wider by an average of 5mm per year for the last few decades
Maybe ease up on the lasagne.
Stop breeding w i d e cats
No!
You’ll bring ruin upon us all!
Canyonero! (Unexplained fires are matters for the courts)
The federal highway commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for highway or city driving.
She blinds everybody with her super high beams! She’s a squirrel-squashin’, deer smackin’ drivin’ machine!
12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American Pride!
Smells like a steak and seats 35!
The big sad box is highly accurate.
Westside Customs in shambles for not coming up with it sooner
Stretching a 4:3 image to 16:9, IRL.
I am both horrorfied and delighted by this, thank you
I want to see that and the half-width Jeep (also owned by the same museum) driving down two lanes side by side.
I drive a Chevrolet Movie Theater.
I can’t believe this was like 15 years ago. I also remember from the same time that I don’t drink beer, I drink liquor.
Fifteen? Interior Crocodile Alligator was 2007, back when ytmnd was relevant.
Oh no
Cars are wider because the bigger the area under the car the lower the fuel economy is allowed to be.
There’s also the fact that all of the modern safety equipment takes up more space.
Which makes sense, if course
When you think your copewagon proves that you really are the main character.
don’t give them ideas
I’d love to know why anyone is downvoting this. Truly curious what’s to dislike here.
They don’t like being called out
Probably strikes a nerve with some people.
These ads really sold me on the concept of wide cars as a kid. Just look at it, it’s so wide.
They had to invent these wide cars so that people could transport their long eggs from the supermarket
Chickens like, the fuck? Why isn’t this coming out?
