On Saturday, “an individual committed arson on a newly purchased ICE building” by breaking a window, igniting a fire and throwing a propane tank into the building, according to a U.S. Department of Homeland Security spokesperson.
“The fire was quickly extinguished by the interior sprinkler system,” DHS said, noting that the suspect fled the scene after setting the fire. “The matter remains under investigation by the FBI.”
Title should read
Patriot liberates building from oppressive regime custody.
Not really? The sprinklers put out the fire. The flood damage might or might not be a hassle to clean up, but it’s likely mostly mop work.
Nobody saw shit. Ok? Not a single fuckin word.
Yeah we’re all surprised by this
No no, I saw the guy who did it. It was…THAT GUY!
Points at random guy wearing MAGA hat
He’s probably wearing that to not seem suspicious! But that was definately him!
The guy with the MAGA hat? Yeah, he’s the head of Antifa!!!
Given Republican track record of trying to kill trump, successfully killing Kirk, etc it would not surprise me.
Wait what’re we talking about nothing okey doke.
How would one go about successfully burning down a building with a sprinkler system?
To be 100% clear, this question has nothing to do with the linked news story, I was just spontaneously reminded of a plot hole I’m trying to work out in a story I’m writing (in Minecraft).
Turn off the water main first? Burn from the top down? Fill the sprinkler pipes with gasoline? Waterproof matches but bigger?
I’d figure start from the top rather then bottom. Gasoline and shredded soap mixed in glass bottles to gel up your accelerant a bit might help as well. You still might not burn the place completely down but it should do enough damage to require it to shut down for a good while for fixes.
Hypothetically, of course.
Soap is flammable?
You can’t put out grease fires with water… you need a different kind of system to put out grease fires… propane isn’t grease
You’d want a flammable liquid so that it floats on the water and spreads more the wetter it is.
Here’s some reading on why https://www.nfpa.org/news-blogs-and-articles/blogs/2024/08/12/what-is-a-class-k-fire-extinguisher
Good luck with your story.
thank goodness only the FBI is on it, it would be a shame if they caught this individual
As long as his mother doesn’t turn him in he’s safe.
They ain’t gonna Kash shit
Kash me outside
Every one of these moves increases insurance costs and makes landlords less inclined to rent/sell to ICE. Even though the sprinkler system put out the fire, water damage remediation isn’t cheap either.
and throwing a propane tank into the building
Not all heroes wear capes. Some simply distribute propane and propane accessories to those in need.
Technically this is legal, as long as you yell, “surprise!”
There’s also a provisionthat also allows “SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKA!”
It’s called the SLJ allowance.
SUPPLIES MOTHERFUCKER!
SOME FRIES MOTHERFUCKER
That’d actually be the EK allowance, since Erik King is the guy that plays Doakes in Dexter.
Surprise mothafucka
I aint see shit
Based
A Song of Fire and ICE
Arson, what arson?
A true patriot fighting off the fake patriots.
A whole PROPANE tank? GOD DAMN!
Should have just used the propane tank to blow up the
mega-lo-martICE building.
I know if i was in that local fire deparment this would be my highest priority. I would investigate the shit out of it. leaving no stone unturned. unturn all the stones yuppers.
Surprise! It’s arson!
