• kmartburrito
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    I’m sure they’d be happy to hear what you have to say, why don’t you stop by and run your ideas past them? Stay forever please

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    1 month ago

    Guys, I’m starting to think we Americans may not get to pick our own next leader…

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    1 month ago

    He should go to Iran and hand pick the next leader.

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      Haven’t the Iranians been through enough?

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    “It’s not a regime change, but I should be the one picking the next leader”

  • ol_capt_joe@piefed.ee
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    Exclusive: Trump says you have to invite him to your birthday party and give him presents and he gets the piece of cake with the fancy chocolate thing on it

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    Sure, let’s get him, FIFA, Putin, and the rest of the Axis of Peace right on it!

    Can we finish up with the Epstein files after?

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    It will be pretty boy Kushner

    …or one of Trump real estate pedo buddies.

    “He’s gonna convert to Islam. He’s gonna love his 42 virgins. He likes them on the younger side”

    *awkward smiles

    Dead in a week. Sad.

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    That’s funny, the doesn’t sound very democratic… which is oddly enough the system keeping his orange ass alive at the moment.

  • tal@lemmy.today
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    Based on your current cabinet composition, and the turnover in your last cabinet, I’m not convinced that you’re all that great at selecting people for positions, Trump.