• over_clox
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    23 days ago

    I like my fruits and vegetables and all, but did anyone crunch the numbers before posting the title?

    Eat your spinach, you’ll live for 129 Million Years!

    The way they present data these days is silly.

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      23 days ago

      It’s not that silly if you compare it to for example hours of video uploaded to YouTube every hour

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        23 days ago

        You actually consider those metrics valid?

        Holy fuck, this is a big problem!

        Human is singular, billions of humans are plural.

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          23 days ago

          Human is an adjective to the noun life. Human life is singular, human lives is plural.

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            23 days ago

            By your definition, my dog is alive, so he must be human right?

            Get the fuck real, you’re talking bullshit out your ass.

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              23 days ago

              Maybe take an English course. They are talking about years of human life. Not sure what you think my definition is, but it’s not that only humans can be alive or smth

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                23 days ago

                No, you try taking an English course or smth

                Like hell, you can’t even see when you’re spitting a letter salad?

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                23 days ago

                Where are you from, and what do you think the definition of human even is? I speak fluent English, aced Calculus, and know that humans cannot live 129 million years.