I didn’t know JD Vance identifies as bi, but I still assumed they fucked at some point.
He does not identify as bi.
As with the whole couch meme, we’re just conjuring things out of nowhere by saying them online.
what? I thought Vance was hetro-sectional
Pretty sure he’s bi-sectional

I don’t understand what the couch is trying to say.
When you change nobody or to and believes you.
Jokes aside it’s referring to people who don’t believe in bisexuality. Changing “Men OR women” to “men AND women”
Pretty sure it’s saying JD Vance AND Peter Thiel fucked on that couch.
The couch said he had an affair with the side table!


Fuck that reddit silver. Here’s some Lemmy gold.


How can you mint a commemorative Lemmy coin and not include his Cocoa Puffs?
Bet that wasn’t even silver. Probably tin.
i found it under the couch okay!?
I mean, it did make me giggle. And I did maybe steal it. lol
I always wondered when Thiel topped Vance, did he force JD to wear makeup?
Maybe hr said he looked so good in his eye liner and the compliment has guided his hand every morning.
Hey now, all genders and sexual orientations can enjoy being in drag.
Unless this is referring to something else.
he’s stated that as a child he once thought he was gay, or at the very least attracted to men.
I really don’t care cause him being in the closet is just another example of his weakness/dishonesty and gayness isn’t wicked (while the rest of him certainly is), but… that man is still gay and his eyeshadow and the way he interacts with his wife scream it. Lavender marriages have been a thing for a while. 🤷
He said Garden State made him feel like a woman.








