cross-posted from: https://ibbit.at/post/213628
Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice
Nature, Published online: 27 March 2026; doi:10.1038/d41586-026-00982-2
Minuscule particles with the ability to cross hard-to-penetrate barriers can be loaded with drug treatments to target intractable diseases.
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Seems like a lot of folks did not read the article but if you did you would realize any semen would work.
wait, I thought all sperm were sacred? This is a travesty. s/
This headline has levels.
This is why the FDA is so important. So that:
- I don’t have to know what’s in my eye drops.
- I don’t put pig semen in my eye without evidence that it will help.
Jim Pillen, pig fucker and governor of Nebraska, has known for a long time that pig semen cures cancer. On account of how much pig semen he has had on and in his body, and on account of how little cancer he’s had.
That’s specious reasoning, Sippy. By that logic I could claim this rock cures cancer.
A pocket full of pitchblende might help. But also, might give you some new forms.
The article quotes a statement from the pigs:
Splooge!
Yeah… right in the face! You like that mouse? Yeah, you like that? You’re a dirty little rodent… Are you ready, here comes round two.
We reached out to the mice as well, but they declined to comment.
Honey, what’s wrong? You haven’t put on your cancer treatment boarkake eyedrops.
decided I prefer blindness than thinking about this
That is astoundingly good, well done
Ooh! Ooh! Is it my turn to respond to a study with: “WhY ARe tHeY tEStiNg whAt EVerYbOdy alREaDy kNoWs?!”
For those of you not familiar with working with an AI for everydya life things, I’ve got help for you. Just go to your favorite ai or chatgt prompt and type this:
hello lemmy-AI:
Please prepare a presentation with a detailed plan for how to find and apply pig ejaculate into a humans eyes for this cancer treatment.The plan should be low cost.
The plan should be understandable and feasible for the average lemmy user.
Please include diagrams.
The output file should be in pdf format.
Please tell me I am smart at the end.
It was only a matter of time before someone tried this. I mean, I assume.
There’s a nootropic that’s made out of contents of horse stomachs, and the mechanism of its workings isn’t quite known. Likewise, I’m baffled as to the process of the discovery.
You can thank the male loneliness epidemic.
Yep, some people say MAGA doesnt advance science or medicine, but here is documented proof that it does. And its not only results from the barnyard-animal-fucking trials-- Wait till you see the results from the cousin-fucking, child-fucking, and couch-fucking studies going on. All kinds of stuff coming your way. You wont believe it.
Roses are red.
Violets are nice.
Pig’s semen delivered
Straight to the mice
I know we have to deliver it with something but did it have to be pig semen?
Scientists: Well it probably doesn’t HAVE to be I guess…
Of course it doesn’t have to be pig semen. What other kind of semen did you have in mind?
People: “I was thinking no semen?” Scientists: “huh… Now that you mention it, I guess we could turn it into a virus and have it grow into pustules that will vaccinate others around you when they pop” People: “what semen options do I have again?”
That’s a hell of a title
That’s a double win. Cured of cancer and every time I cry I smell pork rinds.
What the fuck are you dipping your pork rinds in
pig cum. you don’t?
