• @TheOneWithTheHair
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    181 year ago

    I’m beginning to wonder if Uttar Pradesh isn’t India’s Florida.

    • Mossy Feathers (She/They)
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      71 year ago

      I hope so. I’m starting to see a pattern in Florida Man’s behavior. Typically something to do with fucking alligators, public indecency, and crack or meth. I need some variety.

    • BananaPeal
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      51 year ago

      I was thinking upper peninsula, as in Michigan. I wouldn’t be surprised if the story was from there.

      • @RizzRustbolt
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        41 year ago

        It’s basically the same thing but in India. Lots of conservative dimwits with too much free time and alcohol.

      • @MsPenguinette
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        1 year ago

        I was just stepping into the joke that was unintentionalaly set up. But thank you for the genuine response.

  • Glifted
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    131 year ago

    I’m from Michigan. ‘UP’ is what we call the upper peninsula. I was very confused for a second

    • FuglyDuck
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      1 year ago

      Wait…. This isn’t a Yooper Man (close cousin of Florida Man?)

      Edit: the article is about India. No idea what “UP” is…. But I’m just gonna go with “India has Yoopers too”

    • @WhyYesZoidberg
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      1 year ago

      Thanks, I interpreted it as “University professor” at first. I stand corrected.

  • @HeyThisIsntTheYMCA
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    11 year ago

    how WouLD You liKe iT if a goat WANdERED over aNd bIT You IN ThE Nuts?

    dude calm down

    chomp

    okay I’ll tie him up

    No one tell me different this is how I imagine it went

  • @Zrybew
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    11 year ago

    Lots to unpack here

  • CarlsIII
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    11 year ago

    Ace Steel just got fired and he’s already back to his old self