• yeehaw@lemmy.ca
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    9 hours ago

    Thank God this is censored, I don’t know what I’d do otherwise

  • ceenote
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    9 hours ago

    Goodnight, dear, and remember: there’s a spooky, scary skeleton inside of you.

    • surewhynotlem
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      9 hours ago

      Technically, you’re inside the skeleton. And the skeleton is always moist.

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        8 hours ago

        I assume, that’s equating “you” with “your brain” while I would rather say that the skeleton is part of you. You are more than your thoughts

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        9 hours ago

        A spooky, scary skeleton provides the framework for your body’s locomotion, but whether or not it’s part of your identity is a subject of philosophical debate. Sweet dreams!

  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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    Well Susan Sto Helit has taught us how to handle the monsters: threaten them with the fireplace poker until you force them out into the open, then flip the fluffy blanket over them, which throws them into an existential crisis and they disappear.

    It’s less messy than just beating them to death with the poker.