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PugJesus@piefed.social to 196English · 2 days ago

Rules are stored in the balls

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Rules are stored in the balls

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PugJesus@piefed.social to 196English · 2 days ago
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  • TheGoldenV
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    That’s not how it works. If it’s a legitimate egg the male balls have ways to try to shut that down.

    • terranoid@lemmy.cafe
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      Ball Torture was invented as a contraceptive method to prevent unwanted testicular pregnancies

      Conservatives want to go after your ball torture

  • Formfiller
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    Better to be safe. stick to Grindr like an “alpha” should

  • betterdeadthanreddit
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    Gestation is out, guystation is in.

    • Midnight Wolf
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      Oh baby, let me connect my memory card and let’s make some progress

    • [object Object]@lemmy.ca
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      Surely you gest!

  • Vandals_handle
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    Can balls get pregante?

  • AcornTickler@sh.itjust.works
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    Boypreggers?

  • nullspace
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    This reads like a broscience fact from one of those how to be an alpha dog manly man online courses.

  • mavu@discuss.tchncs.de
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    even only glancing at this while scrolling gave me the same bodily reaction like a truck driving through a large puddle besides you and soaking you with water smelling of dog and decay.

  • KingKong33@lemmy.ml
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    That doesn’t sound right, but I don’t know enough about human reproduction to dispute it.

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      The fertillized egg would die as there would be no womb to support it

      • stoicmaverick
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        That’s what the scrotum is for, idiot!

        • SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml
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          Finally we have found a purpose for the scrotum

          • pmk@piefed.ca
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            Sometimes I hold it like the handle of a pistol and pull the trigger while saying “pew! pew!”-sounds. Which is, I believe, an example of what Sartre talked about with “existence precedes essence”. The scrotum existed first, and we find the purpose after?

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              I think this is more consistent with the teachings of Diogenes, who said, in paraphrasing, “always be jerkin it… Everywhere.”

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      Don’t feel bad, the reproductive cycle isn’t for everyone. I guess I’ll just have to take another one for science.

      A thank you would be nice.

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    Babe, wake up new Mpreg lore just dropped

  • NightTitan
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    Learn something new everyday. That’s why I always wear pants while having sex.

  • No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston
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    This is obviously not true, only pee is stored in the balls.

    • RagingRobot
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      My cousin knows a guy who didn’t pee for a week and his balls exploded

  • RagingRobot
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    Hot

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    c/badmensanatomy

  • bampop
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    That’s gonna hurt on the way out

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    and that is how babby R formed.

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