Oh man, you don’t even know. So I have stage 5 kidney failure and I’m stuck in the damn chair for like 4 hours 3 days a week. Anyways I had to fart, but it was like questionable so I held it in for a few hours. My stomach was pissed. I went to the bathroom after being unhooked and stuff, it was like the craziest fart I’ve ever had. I thought I was gonna blow the door off.

it’s probably because of those damn beans.

#relatable #fart #stinkyfart #ewwwwwwww #buthey! #atleastmystomachacheisgone! #ifartedloudasfuckinawalmartparkinglot #itechoed,somehow

I’m jailbreaking my PS5 right now and I’m laughing at how accurate this feels right now.

I wish