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    23 days ago

    Tell me more about Benedict Cumberbatch deepthroating Chris Hemsworth.

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    23 days ago

    I always stay through the credits of every movie I see theatrically, it’s something my dad raised me to do… Out of respect for the people who made the movie he said.

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        22 days ago

        Bro the extended movies are way longer than 2.5 hrs. The theatrical cuts are longer than that.

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        21 days ago

        Each extended edition has roughly 25 minutes of credits. The shortest movie is about 3 hours 30 minutes including the credits. Longest is about 4 hours 25 minutes.

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      I like to read the names aloud with friends and talk about the made up things they did. Bob Smith? Best Boy? Yeah he is. Helped me move last weekend. Jane Johnson? Second unit director? First in my heart, the one that got away. Etc.

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    23 days ago

    The after credits thing was neat when the movies were a spectacle. Now they’re releasing like 15 lovelessly turbospeed-produced marvel films per year and I’m maybe watching them on tv. Waiting through the credits is a dead premise.

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    23 days ago

    if you hated the movie, i understand leaving as fast as possible. but if you liked the movie? won’t you stay there a little longer, think about the movie, let it think in, spend some time in the mindset of the movie before returning to everyday life?

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        There’s at least one app, (RunPee) and probably some websites, that will tell you the best time to take a quick mid-movie break. Then you can be comfortable even if the movie runs long. I usually pick a big fight scene myself because there’s less dialogue/plot development and the outcome will be apparent on my return. I do miss the theater from my childhood that piped the soundtrack in to the bathrooms.

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      23 days ago

      Yeth, marthter, let the latht thene’s thinematography really thoak in.

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    It always seems to me thst nobody stays for the post cred. They presumably feel they can just watch it on YouTube. Maybe it’s to avoid spoilers? In which case they’re actually smarter than me.

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    23 days ago

    Business idea for cinemas. Put ads between credits and post-credits scenes.

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    22 days ago

    I don’t need to know who owns the licenses to the 40 background tracks, or which 3D artist crunched long nights to make that bendy spaghetti Black Panther fighting scene.

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    I jerk off to a lot of things, but Marvel movies are one thing I can’t. I’ve been banned from every theater in state OR nearby. Mexico, too!