• homes@piefed.world
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    It’s these moments when the mask slips when you know exactly how desperate they are

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      They know their options are death, prison, or rigging the elections.

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          Too late for that. Their crimes are enough to send all of them to prison for the rest of their lives at this point. Most of them are at least halfway through already as is.

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          They could stop commiting crimes right now… I don’t think their option tree would expand.

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        Which is part of the reason Nixon got an out. I know that’s what everyone blames for our current predicament, but I don’t think it’s so simple.

        The point of all that is that it was a negotiation, both for him and for future incidents. Give up the power that you’ve abused and we won’t pursue you in your personal life. It wasn’t a small ask, but it did prevent Nixon from getting too desperate and attempting to use the power of the Presidency in a Trump-like manner.

        These guys though, the current crop of Republicans have gone much rather than any previous crimes. I expect there are even worse things than Iran-Contra that we don’t even know about yet. Not to mention all the domestic crimes we do know about, the ones we have (barely) prevented so far, and the very likely foreign crimes like the kickback on the $300b to Iran.

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    “Y’all, impeachment’s not even the big concern,” the House speaker said. “They will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body, and they’ll go after the president’s family, the cabinet, his donors and friends.

    “Half of you in this room will be targeted. I run the protection program. I’ll take care of you.”

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        It’s projection. Look at how they’ve weaponized everything, so they naturally assume the Dems will do the same.

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          The difference is that the investigations into them will have a real factual basis and actual evidence. Not just a political motive and scare tactic.

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            Yes but they project the Dems will act like they do.

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              They’re also trying to deflect attention/blame in an effort to weasel out of punishment for their blatant crimes.

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      Yup. We absolutely will… Unless you make us kill you all first

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      That sounds like a shake down for a bribe perfectly legal solicitation for a campaign contribution.

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    I think I know why the Americans think they are the only ones who have freedom. They have no clue what that word means.

    By the way, I’m aware that’s not true for all Americans, but the GOP idiots for sure don’t have a single clue.

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      You’re precisely right. I’m assuming you’re not American.

      I grew up in rural America. Teachers told us things like the middle east hated us because we are free. It wasn’t until I was already in high school when schools complied and acknowledged the bad shit Christopher Columbus did but certainly not to the full extent. They would tell us about how bad all these other countries are and how great we are. We were taught about slavery but it was taught like racism was just over and there were definitely no lingering stink from that. They taught us the civil rights movement like it already happened and now we are the perfect country and minorities are well protected now :) even though once a bunch of Mexican kids, including me, got pulled into a room in 5th grade just for a teacher to tell us how we all looked like trouble makers. We were literally just sitting the commons waiting for classes to start. We weren’t even all grouped together. They rounded us together. I didn’t understand what I did wrong. Why was I being scolded for what I looked like? It wasn’t until years later I realized we were all Mexican in that room. I was too young to even consider that at the time.

      We have to have these discussions and do our own research to see through it all.

      Sorry for the unsolicited trauma dump btw but I figure it’s probably good to have that reality of America put out. I should say I grew up in extremely small towns. Like smaller towns than most country singers sing about lol

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    “It doesn’t matter whether the ship is sinking or not, the important thing is that we stick together!” he said pleadingly to his fellow rats

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      Mikey ‘Mouse’ Johnson, esteemed Squeaker of the House, brandishing his rodent-like ‘clout’ against his GOP rivals

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      If only this had any teeth at all. The rich will never fear 350 million absolute sheep.

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    Is there also a Christian app that let’s your son monitor your upcoming prison affairs, Mike?

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    Fascinating that’s he’s more concerned about Democrats winning elections than prosecuting law breaking amongst connected party leaders.

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    The weird thing is that Mike Johnson is going to actually LOVE being a prison bottom.

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      Well, it might not be gay. If he’s the honey in the middle is there leeway?