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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 20 hours ago

"Guess what's in my ass!"

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"Guess what's in my ass!"

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Gates9@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 20 hours ago
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    The vibrating egg you use to cheat at chess?

  • LuminousLuddite
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    deleted by creator

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    Not much of a guess

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    Are we back to corn memes already? It’s not even harvest time.

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      Its got the juice!

  • OberonSwanson@sh.itjust.works
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    I hope it’s a sleeve of Mentos and a liter of Coke Cola? 🤞

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    the reaction to my next post in my scroll pretty much sums up my reaction to this

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    Hopefully not a horse.

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    “Guess: What’s in my ass!”

    What a brand motto.

    • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Their plugs are all the rage rn

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    Unredacted Trump-epstein files?

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      I still can’t read that term without hearing in my head:

      Trumpstein Files©®

      lemmy won’t allow me to post the tm symbol :(

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prostate

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    Poop

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        Would that it twher so simple

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          “…it’s complicated.”

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        Hm, a large Bad Dragon Rex, in signature color, and medium firmness.

        Or cancer. Could always be cancer.

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    $200k of star wars lego

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    Is that the guy after his scrotoplasty?

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