Admit it, you’ve thought about it at the very least
Those pepper sauces will make it a memorable experience for both.
They always fumble it though. No technique.
When someone puts a stick in your hand, don’t you wave it around like a sword?
Helicopter!
Practice makes perfect.
Turns out y’all have terrible fucking aim. Not falling for that one again
They don’t have as much practice as you and I.
Oh yea, I can’t blame em. It comes out at a slight angle and sometimes is unpredictable. If she wants to aim, were doing that in the shower.
My wife did ask me if she can do it when we started dating and my response was simple “are you crazy? I know how it works and even then i can’t aim it properly”.
This is a shitpost com, not a pisspost!!!
Bonk!
She wants to touch your penis?
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because you always miss the bowl
Watersport diaries
User post history checks out
Just run the sink
