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UnderpantsWeevil to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 22 hours ago

Give the People What They Want

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Give the People What They Want

UnderpantsWeevil to Lemmy ShitpostEnglish · 22 hours ago
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  • Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
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    “My parents mutilated me, so I want it for everyone else too, so it remains normal and I don’t have to think about it and can feel superior to all those ignorant intact-dick-owners.”

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    He sounds like they did not only cut off a part off his dick, but also off his brain.

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    16 hours ago

    I find those eagles really suspect

  • Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
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    15 hours ago

    Stinky ass motherfuckers when asked to wash their dick:

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    21 hours ago

    FYI, this is the CEO of Sticker Mule. He’s a fascist piece of shit

    • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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      14 hours ago

      I was so hoping this was satire. Thank you for disabusing me of that mistake…

    • apfelwoiSchoppen
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      On ballotopedia, he cites Roger Stone (an historic bigot and piece of shit) as an endorsement.

      • Malyca@lemmy.zip
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        The guy with the Nixon back tattoo? 🤣

        • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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          14 hours ago

          Arrroooo!

        • apfelwoiSchoppen
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          Ayup

    • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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      21 hours ago

      Wonderful, a specific company to boycott forever!

    • axx@slrpnk.net
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      I wouldn’t assume he’s on this flyer by choice.

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    How many hours of the day does the ultra right-wing spend thinking about penises?

    • Zier@fedia.io
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      The same amount they think about gay sex, 24 hours.

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    21 hours ago

    I can’t tell if this is authentic or satire

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      I think it is satire. Very good satire. The proud boys, of which he is very affiliated, are very anti-circumcision for reasons that should be obvious.

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        reasons that should be obvious.

        They are not.

        • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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          I’m guessing they think circumcision is strictly a Jewish thing and, as Nazis, the don’t stand for it

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            About 50% of Americans are circumcised. They would have to be incredibly stupid to believe it’s strictly a Jewish thing. So it tracks.

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              Proud boys are not known for their logic, just bigotry.

            • ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml
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              It’s a Jewish Communist Conspiracy to make all penises jewish. The foreskins are the source of their power (1 Samuel 18:26-27)

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                I wish the illuminati were communists, the world would be in much better shape if that were true.

                Also, is that why Epstein & Associates was collecting foreskins? Or were those strictly for cooking?

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      I’m leaning satire. If you poke around his site enough, you’ll get rickrolled.

      There also seems to be no such thing as “The American Foundation for Heritage-Based Circumcision”.

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        Evidently he guy is a fascist though, according to further up in the thread

      • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip
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        Also, the Donate button goes to the Immigrant Defense Fund.

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      If it’s satire, it’s really close to the line. So close, that I wouldn’t be surprised if right-wing propagandists ran with it, just to prove a point. After all, if a big enough group of crazies rally behind something like this, they’d be stupid not to.

      • apfelwoiSchoppen
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        17 hours ago

        Precision satire.

    • Wrufieotnak@feddit.org
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      Well, in another comment they mention that he is a far right loonie. So maybe not that satirical after all.

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      I was thinking the same thing. This seems like a bit. Theres no fucking way this is real.

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        Loads of americans mutilate kids, but this seems to be a parody.

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    The eagles at the bottom give me a massive reichsadler vibe

    • Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zip
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      Matter of fact, it is the same god damn eagle

      Reichsadler of the third reich (Swastika cut off because fuck them)

      Eagle at the bottom

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        smh. fookin’ dog whistlers. As an anarcho-passivist I’d really rather not have to punch nazis, but it’s getting to the point where it seems particularly necessary, and unavoidable.

        • Old Sage Rick@lemmy.zip
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          No, don’t punch them, no one should touch a nazi.

          Use a gun or rotten eggs for social distancing instead!

          • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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            Give them a little decoration on their foreheads so everyone knows who they are

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              Thats a damn good deal!

          • NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social
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            Maybe a second circumcision would be fitting?

          • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io
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            ooh, ick, you have a point there.

        • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz
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          That kind of talk can get you banned from reddit!

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    This man hates the Supergirl cups at AMC theaters.

    • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      … the fuck?

      • Ghostalmedia
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        https://amctheatresshop.com/products/supergirl-s-shield-grippr-cup-with-toppers

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    I dunno, after perusing the website, I’m sold!

    I’m so sold I’m gonna go get circumcised a second time!

    https://www.constantinocongress.com/

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      Not a single before and after photo

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    Is it any coincidence that he’s delicately grasping the microphone by the head?

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      He prefers a gentle touch to a solid grip.

      Easier to aim the stream of piss at your mouth, or so I heard.

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    It’s the latest craze. The ladies love it!

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      Thanks, but I was aiming for the hangman.

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    Fuck GM

    Wow “jokes” about something that is still legal and harming and traumatising people is so funny… 😔

    Confine this to the fetish/fantasy communities please

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      It’s not really funny, but IMHO important to never stop complaining about it. Maybe it helps to get new parents pondering if they maybe should not mutilate their infants for incredibly stupid reasons. I can’t imagine the whole of the USA being that intellectually challenged.

      Hiding such things in niche echo-chambers is not helpful. I just assume OP did post it to make fun of stupidity and ignorance.

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    But is he crazy enough to violate dress code rules by jumping into a pool while wearing a suit?

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