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Secret Panel

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“God damn, I really do work in mysterious ways, don’t I?”

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4 Panel Comic

1: [God stands in a room, his hand on a door just closed. The room is small, there is a door on the left, and a window on the right. The walls are green, the carpet is purple. A guy stands on the left watching God.]

When God closes a door…

2: [God moves to the right, and raises the window pane up, opening it. The guy, now on the left stands confused]

…He opens a window.

3: [The man is shocked and scared as bees swarm in through the window. God just watches smugly.]

Guy: Bees?!?!

4: [Close up of God’s smug face]

God: Bees

Footer: This comic made possible thanks to Lalit Varadpande mrlovenstein.com

Secret Panel: [Black and white panel. Close up of God’s face wearing a benevolent smile.]

God: Peace bee with you

Guy (off camera): They’re… kissing me?

  • RedWeaselEnglish
    15·
    11 days ago

    [Followers]: God works in mysterious ways Gay people, trans people, etc exists [Followers]: Not in those ways

  • spizzat2@lemmy.zip
    61·
    11 days ago

    When God closes a door, he opens a window

    You realize that’s a smaller opening, right?

    You used to be able to walk out the front door

    And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere

    Possibly falling like 5 stories to your death, that is not an upgrade

  • PotatoesFall@discuss.tchncs.de
    4·
    11 days ago

    I love bees. Most kinds rarely sting you if ever. Most wasp types are chill to. It’s mostly the Vespa and Vespula genus that has the assholes in it. If the torso gets wide immediately right after the slender waist, that’s how you know you most likely got an asshole on your hands.

    • LowtierComputer
      2·
      10 days ago

      My sister’s old cat could not control himself not to smack and hold wasps in his mouth. He got stung every freakin’ time. Never learned. The wasps only ever stung any of us once, when someone opened the door and a wasp flew in their mouth.

  • palordrolap@fedia.io
    3·
    11 days ago

    I was going to say “at least it’s not wasps”, but then, the wasps would survive and be able to sting over and over, and the bees would each likely die horribly after their first attempt. If I’m going to die by being stung by a swarm of something, maybe I wouldn’t want the deaths of hundreds of bees on my conscience.

    On the other hand, the secret panel would likely involve something less nice if it had been wasps.

  • Klear@piefed.worldEnglish
    31·
    11 days ago

    What’s that? A swarm of bees entered the room through a window opened by god? A large influx of bees ought to put a stop to that!

      • ZorqueEnglish
        1·
        11 days ago

        Perhaps I can solve this… with more bees!

  • egrets
    11·
    11 days ago

    This is funny, but I really wish more comic artists would ask themselves if they need the last panel. It’s so often superfluous.

  • Reborn_Mormon
    11·
    10 days ago

    Blessed are the bees who make this honey I’m injecting into my eye. It’s blue, but I think that’s because we l9ve right next to an M&M factory.