I have my greatest gaming moment on video!
I managed to land Valentina on the Mun in Kerbal Space Program only due to the game’s insane physics simulation and a well timed explosion right in front of her slowing her down JUST ENOUGH to not die upon hitting the ground.
It’s the entire mission from launch to landing, so I’d skip to around the 23/24 minute mark for the good part.
I still haven’t gotten her off the Mun and back to Kerbal… 🥺
That was in fact an incredible landing! The glitchy ragdoll made it even better
I had the sims 2 on my ps2 and I used the costume box to get two of the girls naked and had them make out and rapturbated to it.
Classic move 😂
…Does hurling slurs and insults at Elon’s twitter account, right after he accidentally bought it, and then being banned from Twitter … mostly likely directly by Elon, because he’d fired or locked out all the moderators at that point… does that count as a ‘gamer moment’?
Its the actual only thing I’ve ever used Twitter for.
… Twitter is a really shitty MMO, right?
Weird shit you did as a kid go:
I got y’all beat. (No pun intended)
Too scared to look up porn. Thinking I’d be caught. Ended up knocking over peasants in one of the early assassins creed games and rubbing my pants furiously when their underwear would show.
What is it about the internet that made you feel like sharing this?
Now you go.
I used to wait until my mum would go shopping and then i would rub one out to the posters on the sex shop walls in GTA San Andreas
I used to get off on making sims pee themselves.
You win…or lose. Whichever’s worse.
What is wrong with you people? Like all of you?
How many times have you been peed on in real life?
That’s advanced.
And how old were you when you discovered that?
Same but Duke Nukem 3D. Those were desperate times.
Gaming related?
I let Banjo die and his sister be transformed so I could goon to sexy Gruntilda.
I set the CPU to Idle in Dead or Alive practice mode so I could knock over the female fighters and see their breasts heaving on the ground.
I finished to a car rocking back and forth in GTA 3.
Non-gaming?
No way in hell. Those die with me.
When i was a wee little crusty teenager i was in detention and my phone got taken away but thankfully i had an old samsung which had like android 2 originally installed with some goofy ass rom that ported 7 onto it which was im pretty sure the newest at that point and i used it to wank. It had like a 2 inch screen but all i needed is something suggesting that there was something slightly suggestive on the screen. If i hadnt done this i would have probably burst with cum or something cause i was one crusty ass teenager.
I recently reopened Witcher 3, and was kind of surprised by how the graphics aren’t as lifelike as my memory. I remember being a lot more impressed by the bodies when it was new.
I felt the same way about this and GTA 5 when i tried replaying it earlier this year just to see what I remembered. Last time I played it was on its original release date on the ps3. Don’t get me wrong, they both look great, but yeah the character models are definitely dated and on the simpler side compared to today.
I once cranked my hog to the assassin in Diablo II.
I’m dead fucking serious.
In a moment of desperation, I once used Cammy from Street Fighter as a go-to. All she had to do was stand there… So yes, I believe you. :/
Street characters have always been thirst traps. I got the whole of the imternet and still chose that rout sometimes…
Hey man, when mom threw away the Sears catalogue, you had to do what you had to do.
Mate we gotta do what we gotta do to release the poison
Poison is more of an Andariel thing…
Blood Raven and Andariel were voiced by Nancy Drew!
*venom
Amateur. I learned how to unlock the GTA SA hot coffee mode, which they somehow never fully removed.
GOURANGA!
