Witnessing the fall of an empire in real time
Worthy of Onion News.
That thumbnail picture makes it look like RFK is going to barf out one his worm spawn
The rumor is that this parasite is what killed Lindsey Graham.
It’s a rumor I’m starting, so pass it along.
poor man was so anal retentive that he was full of shit.
We took a personification of disease, and made him Health Secretary. Dafuq did we expect would happen?
Shitting ourselves is far from the worst case scenario here.
One of the four horsemen of the apocalypse, shit, I figured death would be more intimidating though, not just an over privileged moron
He’s clearly Pestilence
I thought they were death, war, conquest and famine, though maybe famine and pestilence go together
You are correct, apparently a lot of media/fiction authors swap conquest to pestilence because they feel like it’s too close to war.
I had to look it up specifically for pestilence because I was so confused how I got the idea.
So yeah I had that wrong, biblical speaking
Hehe no worries i had to look it up, I totally remembered pestilence being one instead of conquest
You’ll probably find that the EPA rollbacks we’ve been doing around irrigation laws is what’s causing the issue in the first place. Too much poop in the salad mix.
Exactly why I don’t buy American produce, and strongly advise others against it as well.
wait, haven’t you switched to a beef tallow and raw milk diet yet?
When we said the US were becoming a shithole… we didn’t expect them to become one so literally.
Speak for yourself.
Ah, ah, ah, garble, garble, garble, it came from my brain to Lindsey Graham’s lady bugs, we don’t need to study it anymore. It isn’t a raccoon penis.
This whole current government is basically explosive diarrhea.
This is just the literal manifestation of that fact.
Verbal diarrhoea
MAGAts are bringing so many good things to America.
The age of men is over. The time of poopie doop has begun.
“Hurr”, explained Health Secretary Robert F Kennedy Jr, further elucidating with, “Duh-Durr!”
So deep and thorough… You can see why he became Health Secretary in this admin.
The pedophile in chief felt lonely being the only one with shit in his pants all the time
Diarrhea was invented by Big Toilet to sell more toilets
Makes sense, they don’t want any harm done to their own species
