Unlike parking spots, they aren’t disabled only, they’re disabled accessible! You do not need a special bathroom permit!
It was the only stall available when I went in. Of course, by the time this guy shows up, the bathroom is empty, so I look like the ass.
On the other hand, I used to just use the bathroom nearest my desk, which had only one disabled stall. One day I was in there taking the Browns to the Superbowl when Wheelchair Guy from customer service came in, cussed at the occupied stall, and wheeled out, likely to the larger facility at the other end of the building.
Every day after that, I just walked all the way down to the other shitter myself.
“I’m disabled.”
Leg disabled?
Mentally
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDZzl9AyXeg
It’s a reference to the IT Crowd 💖
Completely legs disabled!
Acid…
I use the disabled toilet because I’m nonbinary.
Being nonbinary isn’t a disability. They should make more gender neutral toilets :/
I remember a skit where the guy’s “solution” was to exit the stall acting like he had Palsy.
just snap your shin in half







