Brand new sentence right there
I just shove as many as I can in my mouth at once and then gargle like this:
Reminds me of that Twin Peaks scene but in the worst way possible
Edit: the scene
I spit them out because they’re the grossest candies in the box.
Why even put them in your mouth in the first place? Are you gay?
I only get them in those box of unlabeled, assorted chocolates; I don’t know what each piece is gonna be before taking a bite.
But yes I am gay.
protip: take a hammer to the whole box first, so you know what’s what.
You know what, good for you.
Hey now there’s some good advice!
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Or get the boxes that have a diagram that have what chocolate is what and avoid the whole Mario/Donkey Kong fiasco. Problem solved!
Aww slowly puts the hammer back
Well if it makes you happy I say don’t listen to me, bang away Maxwell Silver Hammer!
Yes. Sometimes. Maybe.
It’s classified.
Thanks, Obama
I just let it melt in my mouth and pool up until I’m choking on all the fluids, then gargle.
Are you free this weekend?
Dr. Wesker has ended the chatNah the family comes back this week but, if you want I have a friend that’s got something to prove.
It’s easier to crack the bottom and knock it back like a shot.
This is my method. I like removing the cherry with my tongue and then finishing the chocolate afterwards.
There it is.
Pee is stored in the nipples(?)
I lick it till it melts, then I suck. Then I just go to town on the rest.
I’m watching my weight, so I’m only allowed to eat as many cherry cordials as I can fit into my rectum at one time.
I’m not losing much weight :(
I’m following Mark Twain’s guide to his tobacco vice. I only eat them while awake, this allows me to easily practice moderation while unconcious.
Turns out the intestines are super good at absorbing nutrients.
These are too rich, or something I can’t quite describe. I don’t like them.
Cherry chocolate chip ice cream works. Otherwise, for whatever reason cherry and chocolate don’t go together well. I love cherries, I love chocolate, but not together.
No, I bite the side and lick it hollow like a civilized person
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