From 2ish years ago.
“Picard to O’Brien, emergency transport!”
Keep me in the buffer until it clears up!
Do jr transporter operators beam just farts to their buddies? Like in their quarters, when sleeping.
N-n-no, t-t-that’s never been proven! You shut up now, you!
And you just know he’d program it to be the most offensive, tear jerking, hair curling farts. He wouldn’t do it as a biological imitation (why pretend to expel digestive gas). So if he did it, it would be a purely social imitation, in which case he’d do it for the lulz and therefore unleash rectal fury.
Picard is getting fucked up in there…
Notice how Data waited until just as the doors close. Dum dum dUM!
Okay, Data experimenting with flatulence to become more human, complete with difficulty hold it it, would be a top 10 plot
That’s the moment Picard wished he could study the flute again in peace.
