• Asafum
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    I’m soooooooo fucking tired of these stories… He has been on the verge of death every day for the last 10 years…

    I swear this piece of shit is going to outlive me and I’m literally half his age. :/

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    Unless it happens on live TV they’re going to try to pull a McConnell on him and hide him away as long as possible while Stephen Miller does what he can. What will most likely blow it up is Vance not keeping his mouth shut.

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      The McConnell thing was a dress rehearsal, to see how long they can drag it out.

      Beshear really blew it by not announcing a replacement after 30 days of No Show/ No Call. Make the MAGAs sue to stop him, and then they’d have to produce Proof of Life. But Beshear is one of those cowardly polite Democrats, so he went along with a MAGA hoax.

      He’ll be running for Prez in 2028, and he doesn’t stand a chance of getting my support.

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      They are gonna buy time by bringing in a couch into the oval office just for Vance as a distraction.

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    News: Guy says stuff on YouTube. Trump continues to fuck up our country.

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      I wish it was just your country he’s fucking up

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      I’m surprised they’re still going to work over in the US at this state. It seems he really can do anything.

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    Experts have been saying he is going to die anytime now but yet he is still plaguing us.

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    This is a slop article written about a youtube video

    What the fuck is even happening anymore

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    “I have never wished for a man’s death, but I have read certain obituaries with great pleasure.”

    Eh, who am I kidding, I wish for peoples’ deaths all the time. I can’t wait to read the Big Beautiful Obituary, I hope it’s soon.

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    Look, at this point I don’t fucking care which condition kills him, I just care that he dies. But it seems like a Mr Burns situation where all of the conditions are propped up by other conditions, keeping him healthy

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    Duh, he’s been having mini strokes all along. The big one a year or so ago was pretty obvious, his mouth was drooping. Regardless, he should be fired.

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    Fucker had a stroke ages ago with residual hemineglect, no wonder he hates the left so much

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    They’re just hoping to get him to Jan 22 or so, so at 2 years less a day or so Vance has the longest run before a vote and it doesn’t count as a term. Ideally they’ll have his autopen sign the order to repeal POTUS term-limits too, so Vance isn’t hemmed-in by a 2+4+4-year expiration.

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      I know this doesn’t sound like much, but POTUS term limits are covered by the constitution, not normal law.