“No no, SOUND stage.”
“Of course they’re all sound, they were engineered to very precise tolerances. Get a load of this guy over here…”
“No, no, the other kind of sound.”
“Well yeah, they’re very loud. That’s what happens when you make big explosions.”
If my KSP rockets are anything to go by, “staging” is when you hit the spacebar and everything goes off at once because you forgot to put things in separate stages.
Check yo staging
Damn, all the conspiracy comes from some dude misunderstanding “staged rockets to the moon”.
Pfft, OP doesn’t know about SSTOs…
I think the only SSTO we had by the 1960’s was a very unfortunate manhole cover.
I think it just stopped existing instead of making it to orbit
more than likely, but I like to think it’s out there somewhere, just waiting for the chance to decimate Melon’s Tesla roadster.
Even funnier would be the man himself being hit in the face by a manhole cover returning from outer space one day.
That’s my plan as well
You good, partner?
Lol, thanks for checking. I’m great, all things considered. But there’s a LOT to consider nowadays.
Glad to hear that. And, I feel you. And I don’t even live in America.
I’m willing to believe it actually happened, but that Stanley Kubrick made what everyone watched on TV. I think they filmed it in case the astronauts died, and just ended up using it instead.
Stanley Kubrick was hired by NASA to fake the moon landing, however, he was such a perfectionist that he insisted on shooting the exterior scenes on location, so they had to go to the moon anyway.
xD
Fake Armstrong quote: one small step for man
Real Armstrong, moments after gracelessly tripping down the lander stairs: “thank god this isn’t live”
