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Is Jesus bigger than a bread box?
If you really want your mind blown, look at early Church depictions:
For the first 300 or so years Jesus looked like this:
The oldest-known depiction of Jesus portrayed him as a donkey:
to be fair, that was created 200-300 years after he died.
Still technically the closest to the original we have.
So Jesus was a donkey! It’s not a big deal, no need to shoot the messenger!
So a cross between a member of the Beatles or Led Zepplin
My name is Jesus. I play the drums.
Was he described as being inside the temple to scare them out, or holding it in the air shaking it like a toy?
Duh. Everybody knows he looked like this:
I heard he had functional tear glands and feet.
I would argue his cross-section is probably smaller than the temple gate. That’s one more limit
He rode a donkey so whatever that limit is, right?
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How big was the temple?
Temple-sized
A regular one or a Super Center Temple?
Yes
