• @EdibleFriend
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    951 year ago

    I’m waiting for you guys to start. Someone take the first bite yo.

  • _haha_oh_wow_
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    561 year ago

    “This concept of ‘crapitalism’ confuses and infuriates Lurr!”

    • @edgemaster72
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      181 year ago

      “Surely they meant to fairly distribute the wealth”

      “No, it says socialism for the rich with rugged individualism for everyone else. Behold.”

  • @expatriado
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    341 year ago

    can we just hunt them for sport? i don’t think elon would taste any good

    • flipht
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      121 year ago

      If you’re going this route, use the same logic they do: nature preserves that sell rights to hunt big game, to find the preservation.

    • @[email protected]
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      41 year ago

      Maybe we need to rethink the slogan altogether. Unfortunately, “fertilize crops with the rich” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

      • @GortexGary
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        11 year ago

        Maybe we need to rethink the slogan altogether. Unfortunately, “fertilize crops with the rich” doesn’t have the same ring to it.

        Has anybody considered “Burn the Rich.” I know, it’s more CO2 in the atmosphere but less private jets so I’m pretty sure it will be a net gain!

    • @jaybone
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      11 year ago

      Probably wouldn’t be a very sporting hunt either.

      WTF are they good for?

  • @thantik
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    291 year ago

    Because the rich have somehow tricked half the world into thinking they are part of that same smaller class, when in reality they are nowhere close to being such.

    • HotDogFingies
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      11 year ago

      Yeah. Plus, Joanne and Cleetus are so sefish and so freaking stupid that they actually believe there’s a chance they’ll find oil in them there hills one day. God forbid you touch their theoretical oil.

    • @Elric
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      01 year ago

      Yes they have created collaborators

    • @Arrakis
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      11 year ago

      Why eat what you can lick?

      • @surewhynotlem
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        91 year ago

        Oh man, I’m about to make apples taste 1000% better for you.

        • @jaybone
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          21 year ago

          And here I was going to make a pussy joke.

  • molave
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    181 year ago

    Working class neighbor who earns 0.1% more: *sweats profusely*

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        In theory.

        How would you handle a situation where in addition to “eat the rich”, people start to say “eat the working class supporters of the rich” or “eat the families of the working class supporters of the rich” or “eat the ‘eat the rich’ dissenters”?

        If you answer “that’s never gonna happen,” I hope you’re right because I hate to say “I told you so.”

        • @Elric
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          31 year ago

          Apologist for the rich

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          So you actually took a strawman and shoved it down a slippery slope into a victim complex with a condescending “you’ll see!” flourish at the end! Wow.

          That would have been HILARIOUS with just a modicum of self awareness, but instead it’s just sad 🤦

          • molave
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            If you answer “that’s never gonna happen,” I hope you’re right because I hate to say “I told you so.”

            1. I fail to see how this is condescending. I just don’t want witnessing a tragedy where innocents die because of guilt-by-association.
            2. What stuff should I be aware of that I missed? I can’t read your mind.
            3. Calling my question a strawman implies you’re certain this “slippery slope” will never happen.
            • @GortexGary
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              11 year ago

              Steelman instead of Strawman my friend.

      • @linearchaos
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        21 year ago

        Yeah you don’t get indoctrinated until your second yacht

  • @[email protected]
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    181 year ago

    Because the rich can afford to stop them.

    This is, unfortunately, a sentiment that has worked out rather poorly throughout history

  • @rustyfish
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    171 year ago

    Would you eat something that rotten?

    • @linearchaos
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      91 year ago

      That cookbook’s going to be complicated. Rich white woman is going to be like trying to cook fugu. No no don’t slice open the face it’s full of botulism.

  • Seraph
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    121 year ago

    You know what they say, the working class are from Mars and the rich are from Venus.

  • @linearchaos
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    101 year ago

    Because we filled up on nuts at the reception.

  • @Jelly_mcPB
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    -21 year ago

    Because then nobody would have a job, and have to resort in eating each other sadly.