“strong flavor of cannabis, with a mild heroin aftertaste and notes of junk food”
Little sweet, he should see a doctor about that. But I’m not gonna be the one to tell him nope nope nope
Funny you should mention that. That’s literally how diabetes used to be diagnosed.
“Diabetes mellitus” literally means sweet urine.
“Is that…Totino’s pizza roll on the finish? Peppero…no, no, wait…Combination!”
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“Are you chewing gum?”
Gotta make sure the pee in the balls is primo quality.
What is a “urinalysis coordinator” 😭
Someone who coordinates analyzing urine, if I had to guess.
I can see it now:
“At the count of three, we will all dip the pH strip into the cup!”
“Kenny, your teammate hasn’t finished measuring the urea, why are you on the glocometer? You’ll both be disqualified from the uriathlon.”
How do you think diabetes mellitus got its name?
Should put that on a t-shirt and wear it next time I have to pee in a cup
