• @AllonzeeLV
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    Why the fuck would I put drugs in your kid’s halloween candy?

    Drugs are expensive, I’m not giving that shit away. If they want drugs, they gotta pay, just like their parents.

    • @Carvex
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      1 year ago

      I only give away the first one free, after that they keep getting the sugar cravings and come back to me for more

  • Hot Saucerman
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    1 year ago

    Within moments of the news, a veritable platoon of transwomen in halloween costumes were at every door in the neighborhood going “Trick or Treat!” as they frantically check each piece of candy they’re given in hopes of the glorious estradiol.

  • @[email protected]
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    Femboi kitkat.

    I don’t know if that’s offensive terminology, but if it is, just tell me and I’ll delete this comment. It’s just exactly what I thought of. I’m sorry?