• Seraph
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    299 months ago

    Map is clearly flawed, we all know everything revolves around our flat Earth.

    • @Bytemeister
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      69 months ago

      Actually, it all moves in weird figure-8s and spirals above Earth as we are accelerated upwards at 9.81 m/s, and those celestial bodies are also accelerated. It makes more sense than “gravity”.

    • IninewCrow
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      29 months ago

      The way politics are moving around the world these days … Earth is on its way there

  • @Rally
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    99 months ago

    The map is wrong! The planets are too close together on your map.

    • Lemminary
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      Are you implying that there are millions of kilometers between celestial bodies because the universe is unimaginably immense which makes us just a tiny spec of dust among the chaos that overshadows us, implying that there isn’t a chance that an immortal and omnipotent creator would give two hoots about our miserable existence amidst the grandiousness of it all??

      We ain’t like your kind 'round here, heathen.

  • @Syrc
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    9 months ago

    Obviously they’re all just lights placed in the sky by the jewish reptilian overlords.

    It’s like people never watched the Truman Show, smh

      • WhatTrees
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        49 months ago

        “You can’t logic someone out of something they didn’t logic themselves into.”

        • @[email protected]
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          39 months ago

          My favorite thing relating to this was seeing a person on r/conspiracy quoting men in black. “A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it.”

          The irony was completely lost on them.

    • @[email protected]
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      59 months ago

      As far as I’m aware, those kind of people usually see Earth as the center. They also don’t necessarily believe that celestial bodies are spheres, but rather discs gliding along the firmament.

      I mean, you could buy a telescope and observe them for a few months, then you’d see the rotation of the planets. But yeah, I don’t know, if those people do exist, they’re probably not terribly interested in being wrong.