Remember the good old days when Cheney was the worst Republican? She got primary’d for not being shitty enough for Trump.
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To good old days when Palin was the dumbest republican
Some of SNL’s easiest years of
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Spiro Agnew gaslighting everyone who dare oppose republican policy, referring to them as “nattering nabobs of negativity”.
I remember when Sarah was considered too stupid to be President.
pepperidge farm remembers
Democrats should nominate Adam Kinzinger, just for the lolz.
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The guy from Up?
Even better!
I was just talking about this yesterday.
If they make a deal to vote for Kinzinger, they can get the GOP to have another very public fight about the coup.
May be worth it. I’m not a big fan of Kinzinger’s policy preferences, but he’s not trying to overthrow the government. He’s one of the very few Republicans who should be allowed in the room after the shit they’ve pulled.
Hmm no thanks.
Better than orange man 🤷♂️
That’s a bar so low, Hermes Conrad couldn’t limbo underneath it.
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Is it lower than a limbo stick at carnival time?
It’s so low that it’s underground, buried so deep that when found, thousands of millennia from now, by whatever intelligent and curious life form that follows after humanity kills itself off, they will gaze upon it and be all, “…damn.”
That’s as low as limbo sticks get.
And yet that bar is on the table…
Let’s just do the Groundhog Day system.
If the groundhog sees his shadow then we don’t vote on the bill and if he doesn’t see it, then we do vote on it.
Way less chaos than we have now!
Jizz Laney
My vote is for Bill Nye
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