• @De_Narm
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    948 months ago

    I never got this. They say he is omnipotent, therefore he does not perceive time in a linear way like we do. He knows everything that ever was, is and will be all at once. So there is not much to test here. Either he does the things needed to make me a believer or he doesn’t. It’s his choice and not mine. Free will is meaningless here, even if it does exist, he does already knows my choice before I make it or he is not omnipotent.

    • Jose
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      748 months ago

      “Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” - Epicurus

      • @Syrc
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        68 months ago

        Ackshually it was probably not Epicurus, but Sextus Empiricus. From the surviving writings it seems Epicurus was really not fond of Atheists.

        (Doesn’t change that it’s a great argument, I just hate that we don’t have a definite source for it)

      • @TheFonz
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        28 months ago

        As an atheist I take issue with Epicurus statement, which gets floated around a lot. I think it’s because in Epicurus’s framing of the universe evil has agency, whereas christian apologetics will respond with evil representative of a lack of goodness. Then there’s the issue of free will to contend with.

        • @ThisGuyFromThatPlace
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          48 months ago

          I’m not sure I follow. If you see evil as “a lack of goodness”, the argument stand. If he’s benevolent, why is goodness not everywhere?

          • @TheFonz
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            38 months ago

            I mean, the answer I’ve heard from apologetics is the benevolence is a paternal type of benevolence. Kind of like a parent who will let their child touch a hot stove so as to not deprive them of free will. I’m probably doing a terrible steel man of the position because I don’t quite buy it

        • Blue
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          28 months ago

          evil representative of a lack of goodness

          I love the mental gymnastics of that argument, you start asking what do they mean by that statement, and they start spewing bullshit like some parrot.

        • Jose
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          18 months ago

          If goodness supposedly has agency because of God, when why evilness wouldn’t have it? Supposedly it also does, because of the devil. If good and evil don’t have agency, then it’s just karma and there is no God or devil.

          • @TheFonz
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            08 months ago

            Well yes ok. But the way I’ve heard I described is evil is a lack of goodness the same way darkness is the absence of light. There is no “non-light”, there is less or more light.

    • Trailblazing Braille Taser
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      378 months ago

      Sure, but “God works in mysterious ways,” so it’s not my responsibility to clear up any paradoxes that arise from my religious axioms. Get with the program.

      • @De_Narm
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        368 months ago

        “God works in mysterious ways” is a nice way of describing him as a Lovecraftian horror we cannot possibly understand.

          • @bobby_hillOP
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            That, and his insatiable hatred for all things dark skinned

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              18 months ago

              Lovecraft didnt hate, he feared. His was a racism born and fed from paranoia, convinced that literally everything actively wanted to hurt him.

              Makes the racism in his writing make a lot more sense.

              • @bobby_hillOP
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                18 months ago

                Just going based on what his wife said in her biography of him

        • @[email protected]
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          98 months ago

          Playing The Sims 2 helped make His mysterious ways less mysterious but the same amount of cosmic horror.

          • @bobby_hillOP
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            38 months ago

            Also brings out the capricious in you

      • @samus12345
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        18 months ago

        God works in mysterious ways

        I wanted to find out the origin of that tripe, and it’s a poem that should be titled simply “Copium.”

      • @Chunk
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        For those unaware, the original theological question is

        Can God create a rock so large he cannot lift it?

        The answer, and I’m not shitting you, is

        Yes. God can make a boulder so large he cannot lift it. And then he can lift it anyway.

        • Flying Squid
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          58 months ago

          The other answer is “he’s not omnipotent, he’s maximally powerful.” Like they claim he can’t do anything that is contradictory. Despite the Bible being full of contradictions.

        • @samus12345
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          He makes it so he temporarily cannot lift it, then restores his previous strength afterward so he can. They should have specified an infinite timeframe!

      • @bobby_hillOP
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        108 months ago

        “CAN God create a fart so big that even HIS butthole can’t fart it??”

        Asking the real questions

      • @jaybone
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        48 months ago

        Can god create a fart so smelly that he himself cannot smell?

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      Hypothetically, if such an entity did exist, shouldn’t that same logic also extend to knowing his own future choices? Since they already know everything that will happen, they also know everything that they themselves are going to do, and therefore, have essentially no agency themselves, because even if their power is infinite, it is already set beforehand what they are going to use that power for and they are essentially just along for the ride?

      For that matter, if they know everything, and therefore know everything at all points in time all at once and so shouldn’t perceive time linearly, then there is no room for such a being to really engage in information processing, since that requires taking in information, and doing something with it to produce new information, and this kind of being has already taken in all the information possible from the very beginning, does not experience a meaningful flow of time (and so cannot experience change with which to apply to that input), and already has all the outputs from the very beginning too. Since thinking is a form of information processing, it occurs to me a truly omniscient being like this should basically be a philosophical zombie; basically an unconscious object of incredible scope that merely appears to be a conscious thinking entity to humans due to our limited perception of time.

      • @Sterile_Technique
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        98 months ago

        As a thought experiment, if we think of a god as a being that exists in the 5th dimension, it could be omnipotent/omniscient to the lower 4 (3 spacial + time) but only have a limited presence/influence regarding things like probability, and no influence whatsoever on things like other realities.

        Similar to how we exist in the 4th dimension and can fully manipulate the lower three; but while we exist and are aware of time, we can’t manipulate it outside of trying to nudge it with extreme speed or gravity.

        A god in 5th dimension then would kinda look like someone playing the Sims and making use of save states to try to optimize every decision in the game; and while you might be aware that other games exist, -this- one can only ever be Sims.

        This would make omnipotence a question of scope - to the individual sim, the player is all powerful in the ways that an individual sim can experience, so, omnipotent; but that player can’t do shit to Minecraft, or instances of Sims running on other computers, so, simultaneously not omnipotent.

        Basically the Many Worlds theory, but each reality would have its own god.

        …which still doesn’t really pass the all-knowing, all-powerful, all-good test, but it does at least frame the concept of god in a more interesting way from a mythology perspective.

        No religion that I’m aware of acknowledges things like dimensions, but then they present their god as existing in a way that’s clearly outside the scope of the 4 we experience… So, there’s wiggle room even in actual religious lore in how we package things like “omnipotence”.

        • @phx
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          78 months ago

          I love movies and books that touch on topics like this, like situations where you’ve got a super-being but they build in limitations.

          • one who can “see” into the future for hundreds of years but can only actually view one timeline simultaneously and in real-time (meaning they could see any event in the future but would need to burn time in “the now” like watching a recorded video)

          • beings that constantly lose track of what the “current” reality/timeline is in a seas of possibilities (MIB3’s “Griffin” is a fun example of this)

          • being able to know what significant future events will occur but unable to influence whether they do or not. Unavoidable destiny (e.g. Emma’s Death in “the Time Machine” is unavoidable, though the exact many it occurs changes)

          • Knowing what “bad things” will happen but still being on the “best track” timeline as deviations make things worse (Loki, Butterfly Effect)

          • Macro level knowledge overcrowding micro level suffering in the backdrop of inter-galactic scales and infinite time

          • semi-autonomous superpowers commanded by unfathomable beings without fine control and a limited self-awareness

          None of this of course is an argument for the existence of an actual deity that loves us but ignores us, however they are fun ways to think of how one might know the future yet not want or be able to change it.

      • @Slowy
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        58 months ago

        This only exists if there is one possible outcome, it’s possible for the future to be undetermined, and still have an omniscient being know all future possibilities. They would know the infinite possible outcomes of their choices, all the iterations, but would still have free will to decide which path is followed. In this scenario people still don’t have free will because of the omniscience problem.

          • @Slowy
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            38 months ago

            Potentially yes, but it kind of breaks down if you ask whether they: made the choice (making a choice and knowing your own choice are sort of the same thing?) and followed the path to that outcome; or knew the path and made the choices to adhere to it. Obviously it’s hypothetical and also trying to assign some logic to something that’s not logical, so it gets kind of messy.

    • @jaybone
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      108 months ago

      I think there was this guy Calvin who already pointed that out.

    • @SpaceNoodle
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      78 months ago

      Omnipotent means “all-powerful.” Omniscient means “all-knowing.”

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    • @FrostKing
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      To be devils advocate here (ha irony):

      The main argument against this by Christians would be, that God gives us free will that he does not control because that it objectively and ultimately good, and he is all good, so he must give us uncontrollable free will.

      An alternative argument would just be that he’s god, and we can’t comprehend how he must have done/sees things, but it says it in the bible so it’s true and we have no right to question it.

      That second one is not a funny exaggeration, but something I heard said very seriously growing up in church. Somewhat to their credit, worshiping a god does imply an ultimate unquestionable authority, so this would happen at a certain point no matter what, from the perspective of the religious.

    • @Syrc
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      348 months ago

      I remember this one with the caption “but if you stop it it’s going to be unfair for the people that already died”

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        Gotta love a suttle shame that caption has

    • @bobby_hillOP
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      78 months ago

      This is literally 1984 COVID19

      • @xenoclast
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        Literally all Capitalism

  • @Chunk
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    498 months ago

    You are an omniscient and all powerful God.

    You create someone who is tortured and killed in a war at the age of 2.

    You are a benevolent God because you helped that person experience the full spectrum of what life has to offer.

    The 2 year old did not acknowledge your supreme authority because you did not give it a developed brain to grasp the concept and so they burn in hell for eternity, never able to fully comprehend what happened to them. Their entire existence is one of suffering and unexplainable agony.

    You are a benevolent God.

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      “God is good, therefore everything God does is good.”

  • Flying Squid
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    488 months ago

    If god is all-knowing, he knew I would grow up an atheist. If god is all-powerful, he hasn’t done anything about it. So I guess he’s okay with it.

    • @samus12345
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      Oh, no, it would be wrong for him to do anything to interfere with your free will! But it’s totally fine for his worshipers to do so.

      • @Wogi
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        58 months ago

        Because you uhh, you have to make the choice? Even though God, if the being is all knowing, and all powerful, could set up conditions for every human being that ever existed to come to choose tobelieve in him, should he actually desire that.

        So either, he doesn’t desire it, can’t do it, or doesn’t know.

        If he doesn’t desire it, it doesn’t matter. If he can’t do it or doesn’t know, then he is not God, and it doesn’t matter.

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          I think it’s because he’s really needy and wants you to choose to worship him on your own. Never mind that you’re being threatened with eternal torment if you don’t, you choo-choo-choose him!

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      • Flying Squid
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        48 months ago

        Why wouldn’t he do something about it while I was alive? Not omnipotent enough?

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  • @MajorHavoc
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    458 months ago

    I took a quick poll of people tied to the tracks, and a majority reported that:

    1. I’m good.
    2. Please get us off these tracks.
  • @platypus_plumba
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    398 months ago

    Plus, he also knew you wouldn’t accept him even before he created you.

  • @[email protected]
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    348 months ago

    God only kills people he knows will be evil

    Just remember next time you see a make a wish kid that they are literally worse than Hitler

    • @Chunk
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      128 months ago

      Dude blood cancer kids are worse than Hitler. Do you know how many times I’m watching Rick and Morty and I get interrupted by the make a wish foundation? It’s infuriating.

      I mean, Hitler was a bad guy but he did kill Hitler!

      /s

      Holy fuck that post is dripping with sarcastic and it still hurt to write.

      • @Syrc
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        I mean, Hitler was a bad guy but he did kill Hitler!

        He also killed the guy who killed Hitler, though. That bastard.

    • @electrogamerman
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      Didn’t Hitler killed a lot of gay men? How many gay men has the make a wish kid killed? Check mate, Atheists.

  • @nucleative
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    328 months ago

    I brought a question like this up in a church. It was not well received.

  • @CrayonRosary
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    No, because you define “evil” as “against your will”, and “good” as “anything you do”.

  • @makyo
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    158 months ago

    Plus, as said omnipotent creator you leave only highly questionable ‘evidence’ of your existence

    • @samus12345
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      38 months ago

      If we’re talking about Yahweh specifically, he even left evidence that shows he went from a god in a pantheon to the current supposed “one and only” god.

      • @SoleInvictus
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        All the pantheistic religions are more interesting than monotheism. They’re still 100% bullshit, but monotheism is like having a D&D character with maxed out stats and skills across the board - they can do everything, but there’s no creativity or challenge, so it’s just so boring.

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          And monotheism is also a lot more poorly-thought out - the Ancient Greeks didn’t have any “problem of evil” because their gods were assholes just like people are. Asshole gods or no gods both make a lot more sense than all-powerful, all-good god.

  • Spzi
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    108 months ago

    He’S nOt EvIl, He SaVeS yOu!

  • @gabrielhidasy
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    98 months ago

    You forgot the “they accept you as the creator, and you let the trolley hit anyway”

    • @Wogi
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      58 months ago

      Then condemn them to endless suffering and torment if they question you.

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        Also if they don’t, but they ate a ham sandwich or wore mixed fabrics or something.

  • @aquinteros
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    78 months ago

    if only it was just death by trolley… but no no… ists actually burning for the eternity in a fiery pit of lava and ash, you know, love.

  • @[email protected]
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    48 months ago

    That’s what happen when you make up some entity to be responsible for everything including suffering and shits