The fact that they used the Quotation marks like "
this" really bothers me. They even did it twice.
Why does this pic make my chest hurt?
Cholesterol?
If I knew this meme was full of cholesterol, I would’ve kept scrolling lol
It’s too late now!
Have you tried asking the Grinch? I hear he’s an expert on chest pain!
Someone needs to add Shifu drowning in the lake to this.
My favorite is " Vaseline is responsible but not liable for many unwanted pregnancies due to customers not reading the fine print."
Fun fact: vaseline is petroleum jelly
Yeah im like wtf is this shit trying to make it sound like your product comes from water and olive oil, not from oil processing.
In other news im naming my new fuel ‘enviro-fluid’ derived from the english word ‘environment’, spoiler: its petroleum.
i would say that this encounter with Vaseline on social media has: d) slightly improved my view of Vaseline products overall
They’ve got one goal in life and are fulfilling it to the fullest
Vaseline: your grandparents used it to fuck
