• @AnyProgressIsGood
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    Audio books are free with Libby. Fuck audible. Support libraries.

    • @Fredselfish
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      Worse is Audible is about to put ads in their books. Which is bullshit if I pay for a book no way should they be allowed to add ads into my books.

      • @[email protected]
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        Worse is Audible is about to put ads in their books.

        At least they aren’t putting Weezer songs in their books.

          • @ArtVandelay
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            211 months ago

            In addition to Buddy Holly, my windows 95 also had Little Miss Can’t Be Wrong by the Spin Doctors. What a time.

            • @[email protected]
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              They should have topped it off with 500 miles, my dawdurrrr, and maybe throw in mr Jones just to really dial up the pain.

      • DrMango
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        There are other ways to get your audiobooks ad-free.

        Actually, now that I’m thinking about it, there should be more discussion about ways to get ebooks and audiobooks outside of the major paid platforms like Audible. I was gonna make a wink-wink-nudge-nudge reference to pirating here, which is viable, but then I realized I couldn’t name 5 legitimate audiobook providers off the top of my head, and I consume a lot of books!

        So besides Audible and Libby, can anyone tell me about good, legitimate sources for audiobooks?

        • @cokeslutgarbage
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          I pay for a subscription to Scribd, i think its like $12 or $14 USD/month. I started using it after I heard an ad on Levar Burton’s short story podcast, “Levar Burton Reads”. His recommendation sold me because he’s a genuine advocate for literacy. I don’t THINK it’s Amazon affiliated, I try not to use Amazon products and services, but it’s getting harder all the time to avoid them. It has slightly less of a selection than audible, but I find many great things on there. It doesn’t have tokens or whatever the audible bullshit is, you can just listen to whatever you want whenever you want. There’s no ads, but it does make recommendations and suggestions, I’m sure those are some kind of sponsored. When I signed up, it also automatically signed me up for a free service called farfaria, or something like that, which is a children’s audio book service. I had no interest in that, but my mother, who is a nanny, really enjoys it. I really really like it, but there are some titles (can’t think of them off the top of my head, but mostly big name and brand new stuff) that aren’t on there that I do feel like I miss out on.

        • @Sir_Fridge
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          Yeah I looked too but I really enjoy listening to warhammer audiobooks. Libby is not an option and the libraties here don’t have any of those books available. Audible has every single one the moment they release.

          • @pirat
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            I read the other day here on Lemmy about various US libraries accepting anyone to sign up. They say it’s for local residents, but anyone can sign up with a fake address and use it for Libby. IIRC, Chicago and Brooklyn among others were confirmed to be working. Maybe they have the books? I think if you search Lemmy for “Libby”, you’ll find the thread somewhere.

      • @Cruxifux
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        211 months ago

        Are they actually? I’m so glad I cancelled my subscription.

        • @Fredselfish
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          211 months ago

          Was listening to one of my audio books. After chapter 24 it came in with music then was a narrator introducing the book I am currently listening to. Thought my app glicthed and was back at the beginning then after 30 seconds it continued at chapter 25.

          Then it did again at chapter 40. I then knew what it was. It a placement for them to put an ad. I owned this book for years and suddenly this was added in.

          Think it a test.

          • @Cruxifux
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            211 months ago

            Well, time for me to power listen to my remaining audible books before they’re ruined for me. I’m glad I went back to paperback books. Ain’t no ads getting suddenly added in my old faithfuls any time soon.

    • @HolyDiver
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      fuck amazon in general tbh

    • Flying Squid
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      911 months ago

      My wife listens to audiobooks constantly. She uses Libby and hasn’t paid for one in years. Highly recommended.

  • @5gruel
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    6711 months ago

    We are Weezer and we are here to make money and sell out and stuff!

    • @TheFonz
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      1211 months ago

      They’re indestructible because they are vegan too

      • @Burninator05
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        1411 months ago

        Hopefully they remember that chicken parmesan isn’t vegan.

        • @[email protected]
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          1011 months ago

          I like the joke in the comic better (paraphrased from memory)

          “You ate chicken parmesan.”

          “whats Parmesan, is it an animal?”

          “I don’t know”

          • R0cket_M00se
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            Cause… Cause you’ll be dust, on Monday. She doesn’t clean on the weekends.

      • @dustyData
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        I love that part of the movie because at the time it premiered I had an acquaintance from university who was vegan. Dude would pass out cold if he stood up too fast. Doctor said that as it turns out, he was doing vegan wrong and he needed to eat meat ASAP to fix the damage to his metabolism. Then, afterwards, if he still wanted to be vegan he would have to supplement way more protein than he was doing before. The contrasting absurdity always cracked me up when they tried to make it as if being vegan gives them superpowers.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          211 months ago

          Then he ate a bacon cheeseburger and won the lottery.

          Coincidence? I think not.

    • @HardlightCereal
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      The ads are really affecting me. I’m reaching my threshold.

  • @TropicalDingdong
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    5011 months ago

    I dgaf what that cunt says.

    Pinkerton was their peak. It was all downhill from there.

    • mommykink
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      1011 months ago

      Pinkerton is good but it’s pretty much just “Weezer does the Pixies.” Listening to Doolittle and Bossanova ruined so many 90s albums for me

      • @TropicalDingdong
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        411 months ago

        Pinkerton is good but it’s pretty much just “Weezer does the Pixies.” Listening to Doolittle and Bossanova ruined so many 90s albums for me

        Bruh I have like, at least two albums in my collection that are quite literally just “Such and such does the pixies”.

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          411 months ago

          Yeah. Listening at 19-20 was like “wow, someone gets me but listening now it’s more like “wow, get therapy and stop bothering these poor women and girls.”

        • @captainlezbian
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          211 months ago

          That’s fair I haven’t really given it a good listen since I was an angsty teenager

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            It might still be worth a listen to you then! I also listened at first as an angsty teen, so it kinda showed me how much had changed since then.

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    I would be upset if I paid for an ad. I would probably stop being a fan.

  • @[email protected]
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    If you’re in US, you can borrow audiobooks from public libraries for free usually through an app. Its very convenient.

    • @[email protected]
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      And if you’re a pirate, or if you happen to have a lot of Audiobook CDs, or if you have a bunch of books on audible and want to free them, AudiobookShelf is an amazing self hosted solution for Audiobook libraries

    • @[email protected]
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      911 months ago

      Libby! They also loan out ebooks (which is usually what I use it for). Total game-changer.

      Also, as a tip: Check out what libraries you’re eligible to join. I’m in New York State, and despite not living in NYC, I am totally eligible for cards at the New York Public Library, Queens Public Library, and Brooklyn Public Library. Between those, and all the libraries in my county pooling their resources, I rarely have to wait long for a book unless it’s brand new.

      • @ArtVandelay
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        211 months ago

        That’s a great idea, I’m on a 16-week wait list for hitchhiker’s guide right now

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          Yeah, it works great! Odds are you might have some libraries that are open to everyone in your county or even your state (assuming you live in the US, but I don’t even know if or how Libby would work elsewhere). There are also libraries that are open to anyone in the country, though they seem to be closing that option. And there are some libraries that will give cards to non-residents for a recurring fee.

          …and you didn’t hear this from me, but you can also, you know, lie. Use a realty website like Realtor.com or Zillow, get a valid address, and sign up for some libraries. Very rarely one will check your IP, but otherwise, you know. I haven’t had to do it because I’m spoiled as a New Yorker, but it’s an option.

    • @steeznson
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      IMO there is no way a musician name drops a product without collecting a bag. The interview with Amazon would also have cost them money to make happen.

      Weezer would need to be astonishingly naive to write the song before the agreement was reached with Amazon. Also other comments in this thread detail their past record of selling out.

      I listen to quite a lot of hip-hop and there were a couple of years about a decade ago where almost every artist had a lyric about uber.

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      Yeah I was thinking it was Grapes of Wrath. It makes sense, the song’s whole point was River’s pandemic-era hobbies, and Audible blew up in the pandemic. I feel this rant is just the author projecting their anti-Amazon mindset onto a band they dislike. Sure, Amazon is terrible, but I doubt they would pay Weezer of all bands to promote Audible. Maybe its just my youthful optimism and love of Weezer clouding my rationality, but I feel like this is just another “old man yells at cloud”.

    • Thurstylark
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      Oh, good. So it’s not paid stupidity, it’s genuine stupidity.

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        It’s interesting. There are many songs from over the years about products the song writer likes.

        I’m thinking about beers, and cars, and instruments, and various other things. Including games and movies and books.

        It’s funny that once it’s a website, that crosses the line.

        • @[email protected]
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          The Who did an entire album where they jokingly plugged products, including on the album cover.

        • Thurstylark
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          It’s not the website part that I find stupid. It’s the advertising for free.

          I also think that those things are stupid. Whatever company owns the product isn’t going to be happy if you take it for free, so don’t give that company something for free.

        • @HardlightCereal
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          People are incapable of applying critical thinking to traditions. They grew up with beer and car ads, so that’s normal. Website ads are new, so they get treated with basic critical thinking and are hated, because that’s the logical way to feel about all ads.

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      Also doesn’t seem like it was paid placement

      I’m not so sure on that. At the very least they paid him for the interview there, and really I think they probably just made out that they didn’t find out beforehand.

      It’s pretty ridiculous to think that a band that’s been in the business as long as Weezer has, signed to a major label like Atlantic Records, wouldn’t ask for permission to use someone else’s brand in one of their songs.

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      111 months ago

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    • @Nobody
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      “Hey, everybody! Thanks for coming out tonight to our concert presented by Amazon dot com’s Audible dot com. Audible - it’s got what brains crave.”

      • Rose56
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        411 months ago

        “and don’t forget to subscribe and likeeeehhhhhh donate to us when you exit”

  • Flying Squid
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    2711 months ago

    Ever read Transmetropolitan? This sounds like something directly out of that. People going to concerts to hear their favorite bands sing advertisements to them.

    • YeetPics
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      That’s the power of advertising, alot of bands seem a type of way. That’s the type of way that let’s you buy their merchandise and it is manufactured.

    • @mriormro
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      They’ve been up their own ass for a long while.

    • @ManosTheHandsOfFate
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      Yeah, it’s not like they’re poor and need the money. Rivers is an odd guy. It wouldn’t surprise me if he considered it some sort of art piece.

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    Grapes of Wrath is a great song, it’s not some “audible ad”. It’s weird that one of their best songs in years is being characterized like that.

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      Right?! And the album’s several years old now. The song is one of many written in the midst of the pandemic about the peculiar escapes from life we find.

  • Margot Robbie
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    Celebrities shamelessly selling out and publicly writing blatant repetitive advertisement? How could they do such a thing?

    Anyways, that movie, now also available on streaming services!