Also we totally didn’t get lonely for women while we were at sea and that’s why nothing weird happened
Look, sir! Mermaids!
Yargh they’re not how I thought they would look…… But they’ll have to do. Bring ‘em aboard!
Thicc
Aye. That’s why it’s your turn to put on this whig and sit in this hare barrel for a few hours matey.
The Giant Squid up until it was discovered in the wild: “No one will ever fucking believe these guys lol”
It’s a really weird feeling when you:
1: Scroll down and see a meme 2: Look at the meme 3: Stare at the meme for too long 4: Realize the squidy image is the same as the one on the shower curtain you see every day
Haha, the exact same?
It’s crazy how we’ll make up squidy images just for clout
That’s funny, that’s the EXACT same message I was just receiving from a friend who hiked Mount Everest recently with a pegleg
The. Exact. Same.
The Japanese
We’re not supposed to post blue octopuses today!
