• ekZepp
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    1 year ago

    If someone the day after a tako-night, says: “Man! I’ve nuked the bathroom this morning.” That doesn’t mean that he actually have nuclear weapons in his house.

    • @wreckedcarzz
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      91 year ago

      the bathroom is actually glowing, visible down the hall

      “though maybe we should believe him, just this once”

      • ekZepp
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        31 year ago

        …you can’t prove nothing

  • Spaghetti_Hitchens
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    41 year ago

    God and Jesus are interwoven into my expressions.

    God fucking damnit
    Jesus Fucking Christ

    I lose no sleep over it

  • Melllvar
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    11 year ago

    I’ve heard a Christian use the word “Wednesday”.

    I once saw a Buddhist monk using an ATM.

    But I’ve never heard an atheist thank god for their atheism.