• @[email protected]
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    4211 months ago

    What percentage of people will deliberately choose the most ridiculous option in a survey to mess with the survey people though?

  • @niktemadur
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    3111 months ago

    Fistfight, sure, maybe. But what about a claw-and-fang fight?

    • @Sabin10
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      1711 months ago

      I was gonna say, lions don’t have fists. Checkmate.

      • @shadowSprite
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        111 months ago

        Don’t they? My housecat has been known to curl his insanely large paws up into fists when he hits people. I’ve tried to teach him the ways of peace, but he is a cat, and also it is sort of funny when someone comes to me and says “um, so your cat just punched me”

        • @Sabin10
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          211 months ago

          Well, I stand corrected

    • @BigBlackCockroach
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      711 months ago

      I think the reason is that very few people have ever run into a lion in the wild. I think one encounter would probably change the a lot of people’s mind in that regard. Considering what a pitbull can do to a human being, imagine what 750 lbs of pure muscle and teeth will do?

      • @Zoboomafoo
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        311 months ago

        Seeing one in a zoo was enough for me.

      • @[email protected]
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        311 months ago

        Naw, dudes be hyping themselves up. Acting like they can take Tyson in his prime and shit. Because it’s gay to know your limits or something.

      • @shalafi
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        311 months ago

        Mom had mountain lions rescued as cubs. When I was 20-something, and much more badass than now 😅, I decided to fight Tasha on the living room floor.

        That 90lb., declawed girl opened a 55-gallon drum of whoop ass on me. I’d tell you about, but I didn’t see it. All I got was a tawny blur and I was on my back getting my hat forcibly removed, along with a healthy hank of long hair. (She hated men’s hats, no one ever found out why. Not men. Just men’s hats on a man’s head.)

        I no longer have any illusions about fighting a rabid 'possum.

  • @zepheriths
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    2211 months ago

    In a fist fight of course, lions don’t have fists, but good luck telling them the rules

    • @kogs
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      511 months ago

      Exactly. That mother fucker would be disqualified immediately… but you’d be dead.

  • @De_Narm
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    1911 months ago

    We sure can! A lion does not have any fists, he can’t legally attack me!

  • @paddirn
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    1811 months ago

    Lions don’t have fists, checkmate.

    • @affiliate
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      511 months ago

      yeah it’ll be an easy win by disqualification

  • @[email protected]
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    1211 months ago

    If an animal was trying to kill me, I wouldn’t mess with anything larger than a chicken. Even then their feet knives have a good chance of sending me to the emergency room.

  • 1024_Kibibytes
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    1011 months ago

    I saw a lion at the local zoo a few years ago. I made the mistake of looking at his eyes. He got mad and slammed against the glass. I’m confident I could not win in a fight against a lion.

    • @Selmafudd
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      611 months ago

      About 6 years ago I took one of my kids to the zoo and we were at the lion enclosure, all the lions just chilling and right as we started walking away one of them stood up and roared. Holy fuck are they loud, like a concert speaker just as loud and could feel it on my insides. My son absolutely shit himself and just laid down on the ground crying.

    • The Picard ManeuverOP
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      1011 months ago

      Apparently both are correct, but writing as 2 separate words is more common if you’re British or Canadian than if you’re from the US.

      I know I see “per cent” in lots of old books.

    • @[email protected]
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      511 months ago

      AP style for publishing has different rules for all sorts of things, but headlines get even more specialized rules.

  • @Noite_Etion
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    611 months ago

    Let them try. Would make amazing TV.

  • Captain Aggravated
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    210 months ago

    how old/mature is the lion? I think I could take a 2-month old cub bare knuckle. An adult? No I cannot win a fistfight with a 500 pound cat.