• @DoYouNot
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    2511 months ago

    Not to ruin the joke or anything, but 100% there is Mexican food in Japan.

    • @EatYouWell
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      2911 months ago

      Also, if Mexican food gives you that many problems, you should probably see a doctor or quit eating Mexican food.

      Or buy some Chipotle Away

  • Endorkend
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    2011 months ago

    Worst shits I’ve ever had wasn’t from Mexican food. Gas, yes, I don’t do beans all that well.

    Worst shits, that would be Indian food, at some street stall in India.

    And it’s not like it gave me food poisoning either, I was feeling perfectly fine.

    But the poop an hour later was like an explosion of liquid poop.

    And the smell. Still the worst thing I’ve ever smelled and I’ve been up close to a corpse flower and eaten Surströmming.

      • FiveMacs
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        711 months ago

        Also an hour later wouldn’t be the food they just consumed since it takes longer to pass through your system.

        • @mingistech
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          611 months ago

          If you eat something loaded with bacteria, like Staphylococcus aureus or Bacillus cereus your intestinal track reacts very quickly to start clearing your system. It’s basically clearing the runway to get the infected waste out.

    • @I_Fart_Glitter
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      311 months ago

      I didn’t eat meat for 25 years, so I’ve just gotten used to ordering everything at Taco Bell with “beans instead of meat.” Same experience- extra flatulence, yes. Meme worthy diarrhea, definitely not. But then recently they got my order wrong and it was all meat. I eat meat now, so I figured why make a fuss, just eat it. I learned that day what the memes were about.

  • XbSuper
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    811 months ago

    This was wrong the last time it was posted, and it’s wrong now.

  • @Buddahriffic
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    711 months ago

    Is that a sales floor with the demo toilets hooked up to water or an open concept public bathroom?

    • @LordOfTheChia
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      311 months ago

      It’s an ice cream shop that caters to the lactose intolerant.

    • @lemmegogo
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      211 months ago

      They got a tv hooked up on the other wall so you can hang out with the boys while dropping the kids off at the pool together

  • @Dan68
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    411 months ago

    Do they have the 3 seashells?

  • @HeapOfDogs
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    311 months ago

    Those toilets are truly a blessing. They take a bit to figure out but once you do it’s happiness.

  • comador
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    11 months ago

    Just throw a bunch of 7 spice on everything or have some Korean BBQ in Tokyo.