• FuglyDuck
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    726 months ago

    So, if anybody thinks they might like to buy it on the cheap…

    Just remember, you’ll never get the smell out.

    • @AngryCommieKender
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      406 months ago

      Bulldoze it, and turn it into a wetland preserve. He’d have a heart attack

      • FuglyDuck
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        306 months ago

        I was thinking, homeless shelter. there’s lots of ways to make him rot more inside. (he’s already dead inside…heh)

        • @AngryCommieKender
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          76 months ago

          He fancies himself a "real estate developer. This would be undoing all “development”

        • @Selmafudd
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          26 months ago

          I’m thinking a secured document storage facility

      • Billiam
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        106 months ago

        Yes, but good luck getting all the Russian and Chinese listening devices out of MaL.

        • @aegis_sum
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          46 months ago

          Why would I let his kids stay?

      • ddh
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        56 months ago

        Don’t forget to patch up the eyeholes also.

      • FuglyDuck
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        46 months ago

        Might be easier to replace.

        but you could try making a paste with baking soda, scrubbing that into the spots (the whole thing?), and then with a stiff brush scubbing vinegar in. Make sure to wear some form of gloves (I’d recommend the heavy latex gloves for scrubbing toilets.).

        The two will break down, so don’t mix them together before using. (as usual mixtures online… they tend to break down into a less-acidic version of vinegar.) as used here, the idea isn’t to make a super-cleanser from two already-good cleansers- you use one to scrub in and get to stuff, and then use the other. The foaming action from the reaction helps lift greases and stains out of the fibers, though.

        alternatively, just scrub with hydrogen peroxide, which as a heavy oxidizer is great at attacking organic stains.

        • 8bitguy
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          46 months ago

          That’s pretty sound advice for cleaning a multitude of linen related oopsies.

    • spaceghoti
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      76 months ago

      Fire is very effective at erasing a multitude of sins. Even without the gaudy buildings, the property itself is still worth a nice sum.

    • @Dkarma
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      76 months ago

      Yeah but u get free government classified documents in every bathroom!!!

      • FuglyDuck
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        26 months ago

        They ended that deal. Now it’s just free Russian spies pretending to be hookers.

  • @thorbot
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    666 months ago

    I’ll believe it when I see it. And god damn do I hope to see it

  • @cabron_offsets
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    326 months ago

    Lock him the fuck up. May he live another decade in unbearable shame. Abandoned by his kids, his whore. Pallid and bald, his bloated countenance contrasting sharply against his orange jumpsuit. Trump must be destroyed.

    • billwashere
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      36 months ago

      Well he won’t take it with him. But I’d prefer he be alive to see it disappearing.

  • @TheJims
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    176 months ago

    Use it to house refugees and asylum seekers

    • Billiam
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      96 months ago

      What the fuck did they do to deserve that?

      • @[email protected]
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        Gotta agree. That’s DeSantis’s fiefdom, and he can sink into the Gulf, as far as I’m concerned.

  • gregorum
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    He’s also likely lose his NY properties. I wonder where he’d end up.

    Ya know, until he ends up in jail, hehe…

  • Blackout
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    76 months ago

    It’s probably ruined by now, orange paint all over everything. McDonald’s wrappers in the bushes. Top secret documents clogging the drains.

  • AutoTL;DRB
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    66 months ago

    This is the best summary I could come up with:


    Donald Trump has placed himself at further risk of losing control of properties such as his Mar-a-Lago resort following his testimony in the New York civil fraud trial, according to an attorney.

    Trump is accused by New York Attorney General Letitia James of filing fraudulent financial records for years which inflated the value of his properties and assets in order to obtain favorable bank loans and tax breaks.

    Judge Arthur Engoron, who is overseeing the civil trial in New York, has already ruled that Trump had committed fraud by misrepresenting the value of his properties for years.

    Trump faces being banned from doing business in New York state, having his properties removed from his control or being forced to pay a fine totaling hundreds of millions of dollars.

    During the proceedings, Trump has frequently claimed the Mar-a-Lago resort is worth significantly more than the $18 million valuation given by appraisals based on its restricted use as a social club.

    Reacting to the testimony, Gallina said that the New York attorney general office’s lawyers managed to play into Trump’s ego to get him to admit details which were key to their case.


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    • @[email protected]
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      That’s not what’s happening. His assets are already in the process of being sold off by the person who was appointed his Special Monitor, and it’s going to take time to gather and sell it all.

      His NY fraud trial is now purely to determine punitive damages, i.e. money he has to pay as punishment on top of that.

  • @Etterra
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    46 months ago

    Now there’s an eviction notice I would love to see spreading across the internet lol