• @Ensign_Crab
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    8911 months ago

    Works better with shredded coconut on top.

  • Rentlar
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    1911 months ago

    If you wanted something more fun and less gross, put one or two pieces of skittles or whatever candy, and see who gets it.

      • @makyo
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        1611 months ago

        Was that tradition started by dentists

      • @UnderpantsWeevil
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        611 months ago

        I was going to say… replace “toenail” with “plastic baby” and you’ve just described a marti gras tradition.

    • @ridethisbike
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      611 months ago

      Nah… The jacked up jelly beans… Like the ones that taste like farts. Use those instead.

      • Rentlar
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        311 months ago

        I like this. Edible and safe but will taste hilariously bad.

    • @daemoz
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      111 months ago

      Not that anyone asked but If you like short stories Tolkien wrote one called the Smith of Wootton Major about a magic cake bauble.

  • Dr. Coomer
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    “Hello Jimmy. Before you sits a home-made cake. To your left, there are party-goers, waiting for their cake. To your right, there is a trash can. You can feed the guests the cake, but there is a chance they will get the toenail. If you throw the cake away, you will never be invited to the family gathering ever again. Choose carefully.”

    • @ridethisbike
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      Bro forget the cake, you’re not getting invited to a family gathering again because you don’t know the difference between there, their, and they’re.

      Edit: he fixed them! Kudos to the other commenter for explaining it! He is better than me

      • @Pregnenolone
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        511 months ago

        Four chances to get it right and all were wrong. I wouldn’t be so quick to point it out but that was impressive

        • @ridethisbike
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          211 months ago

          Honestly that’s the only reason I said anything. If would have just been one or two I would have left it alone… But four and otherwise perfect English? Had to be done.

    • @ghterve
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      Please take a moment:

      They’re - they are (the ’ replaces the space and the a)

      Their - belongs to them

      There - not here

      • Dr. Coomer
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        411 months ago

        Thanks for explaining. I went and fixed it.

    • @ExtraMedicated
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      211 months ago

      On the one hand, I’d get to feed people toenails. On the other hand, I don’t want to go to family gatherings.

  • @Emerald
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    111 months ago

    Image Transcription: Meme


    They said bring a dessert and a game to the party…

    An image is shown depicting a white frosted cake with green icing text stating “FIND THE TOENAIL”