• @ShunkW
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    927 months ago

    Potato salad is delicious. Fight me OP

    • no banana OP
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      547 months ago

      Nah I fucking look like that too mate

      • @ShunkW
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        187 months ago

        Foreheads unite

        • no banana OP
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          257 months ago

          Tater salad is stored in the head

        • @Aremel
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          77 months ago

          More like fivehead amirite?

        • dtc
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          16 months ago

          It appears they’ve already united and amassed their forces on that poor woman’s face.

      • idunnololz
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        37 months ago

        Our forehead looks big because our head has to accommodate our huge brains.

    • @cindylouwhovian
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      57 months ago

      Add some mustard and hard boiled egg… I’d shank a bitch and lick my fingers after. Tangy AND delicious.

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    Potato salad is pretty mid until the Germans get their hands on it

    Then we’re talking some of the best shit around

    • @[email protected]
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      77 months ago

      Or the French (ugh, some relatives was from Lithuania so maybe not that french?)

      With cut up boiled (in France I guess “hard” boiled, but just so that the yellow isn’t liquid any more) eggs, onions (red, sweet , white, whatever just cut them more if they’re too ‘strong’, use the amount you find adequate(IMO for a foreigner this is so French)) and a mustard-olive oil-vinegar sauce (fluffed up obviously, not just mixing. Mustard + a LITTLE vinegar and then slowly mix the oil in with the gentle battering by a small spoon…).

      Potatoes cut up too ofc (boiled beforehand) and just delicately mix it all (or you’ll get a sort of claylike thing. Totally good but less enjoyable).

      Pff, I’m just off the table and I’m thinking of the next meal already 😊

  • @Toneswirly
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    217 months ago

    I would not eat hers, but potato salad can be great. Gotta put lots of herbs and mustard and hardboiled eggs in there.

  • @JimVanDeventer
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    207 months ago

    But… I like potato salad.

    *feels forehead

    Nooooooooooooo!

  • @[email protected]
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    87 months ago

    Warm potato salad is great.

    spoiler

    just make sure it is warm due to being fresh and the potatoes are still hot, and not warm due to the sun.


    • @LemmyKnowsBest
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      117 months ago

      I hope so but it keeps popping up with different captions. last time I saw the caption was “If mayonnaise was a person.”

      I hope it’s not a real person because no woman who puts that much care into her hair and makeup wouldn’t have the self-awareness of how huge her own forehead is and make some effort to cover it with a different hairstyle.

      • @Sabin10
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        87 months ago

        What’s wrong with wanting to pay tribute to Beavis and Butthead?

      • @garbagebagel
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        27 months ago

        I’d like to introduce you to a few of my bosses

      • IninewCrow
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        17 months ago

        Some people are just not that self aware and some people live in such closed little groups of people that they reinforce all their identities no matter how strange they are to someone on the outside. I live in northern Ontario in Canada and we’re considered pretty bland and simple up here … you could say we still have a lot of pioneer hold over from our older generations … because people like me can still say that I lived with my grandfather who was in the first world war and that my parents were born in the bush.

        Anyways, I’m also friends with people in the south of Ontario which has a culture that is more Americanized and they live and believe in a whole different lifestyle and ideas that are far different than mine. Sometimes I’m made to feel like I’m talking to someone in the year 2100 and I’m stuck in 1990 … not that they’re smarter, they just think they’re in a better world than where I’m from. And in the rural areas, I feel like I’m talking to and looking at someone from Texas than from Canada.

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    7 months ago

    Cover that potato salad with some gumbo, then we’ll talk! 😋

  • I'm back on my BS 🤪
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    Ok, I think she’s pretty, but that hair is not helping her out because it’s too big in the back. My personal opinion is that I think she would be more attractive if she had a flatter hair style and used light-color eye make up. Maybe something with white or glitter would really bring out her eyes. Regardless, I think that she can do whatever makes her happy.

    • no banana OP
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      57 months ago

      I’m gonna keep eating potato salad and I hope she does too