• @Viking_Hippie
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        How similar the act itself is depends heavily on the DM.

          • @9bananas
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            in our party it was a druid… don’t think she ever hooked up with anything with fewer than 6 extremities…

      • @[email protected]
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        God, you have no idea how right you are.

        Also a 50/50 chance everyone involved also plays ttrpgs

        • tb_
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          410 months ago

          Does that fraction go up or down as more people join the party.

  • @SPRUNT
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    According to Garfunkle and Oates, the conservatives are using the poophole loophole.

  • @GlitterInfection
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    4810 months ago

    Gay men, since cleaning out takes a lot of time.

  • @JBar2
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    What does pasta sauce have to do with sex?

    • ThenThreeMore
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      Yes because it’s a well known fact that if a woman has problems with hormonal birth control then her partner automatically is unable to wear condoms.

      • ugh
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        My partner and I always use condoms, but it is nice knowing where I’m at in my cycle. It helps to know how paranoid I should be since I live in a red state.

        I don’t trust one method of birth control. We’ve talked about him getting a vasectomy, and I’ll probably be getting a microscope.

          • ugh
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            1310 months ago

            To check for sperm. The body can heal in amazing ways, which can include reversing a vasectomy.

          • @mina_tie
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            210 months ago

            Too see if there’s still sperms after the vasectomy.

        • ThenThreeMore
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          That’s fair. Before my V my partner was pretty anxious. Plus the few times she’s had to have the morning after pill the surge of hormones has fucked her cycle for best part of a year agtert

      • @Rachelhazideas
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        1010 months ago

        PSA: this is a reminder that no birth control method is fully bullet proof and that it’s perfectly valid to want to use condoms and track ovulation cycles at the same time.

      • Sibelius Ginsterberg
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        No, but maybe they still want to know when they can go at it without one. At least thats what my wife and me are doing.

      • @[email protected]
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        210 months ago

        That’s between my sister-in-law and her husband XD

        My wife and I don’t have to worry about pregnancy! (Planned) child is due in April =)

        • @[email protected]
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          They’re pretty awesome. I think they can stay for 10 years, and it’s a relatively quick out-patient procedure to have it placed/removed. No hormones, and like 99% effective

    • @[email protected]
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      Gods, that sounds awful! I feel for those people… It’s difficult/stressful enough otherwise. Those of you have my sympathies.

    • @xpinchx
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      Same hat (m, f partner can’t can’t take it) wrap it up!

    • @Viking_Hippie
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      Routine and anticipation enjoyers unite! Every other Thursday, except for holidays!

      • Franzia
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        Wait why aren’t you doing it on holidays 💀 lmao

        • @Viking_Hippie
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          They have previous obligations on holidays. Most organized people do, as far as I know 🤷

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    Leabians avoiding 2 periods?

    With a chance of making a fool of myself: Isn’t it just easier if they are in sync, because then they both get it over with? (As I recall the syncing is something that can happen)

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      Synched periods might happen in groups of people who get them due to pure chance, but it isn’t an actual thing, and even if it was, it wouldn’t be a decision one can just make… 😂 (not laughing at you just at the idea that we have that kind of control over our periods… If only!!!)

    • @xpinchx
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      This is definitely a thing, all my coworkers are synced and the topic comes up at least once a month 😉

    • ugh
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      I still don’t fully believe in syncing, but it would take time, and, theoretically, you’d have to spend more time with your partner than you do with anyone else.

    • Storm
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      To put it simply, period blood stinks like hell and feels slimy. When you have two people on their period simultaneously, it’s going to get really nasty real fast.