• Norgur
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    346 months ago

    And all of that is in the bible somehow even if the bible says the polar opposite.

      • Norgur
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        46 months ago

        Martin Luther after translating the bible when he sees this:

        Am I a joke to you?

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          26 months ago

          What does that woke augustinian friar have to do with christianity?

          • Norgur
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            36 months ago

            Depends. USA “Christians”, catholic Part-Time Christians or the Lutheran kind in the rest of the world?

        • @[email protected]
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          16 months ago

          Martin Luther wasn’t an evangelical, his denomination is specifically considered a mainline denomination in the US,

          IE the kinds of christianity that happen when people aren’t infrastructurally isolated psychopaths

  • @ilinamorato
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    In Acts 1, Jesus’ disciples were like “hey so you’re resurrected now, so is it time for the revolution to overthrow Rome now?”

    And Jesus said basically, “no, that’s not up to you. Your job is to just keep doing what I’ve been doing—feeding the poor, uplifting the oppressed, kicking over the tables of those who try to make money off of worship—but for your city, and your country, and for those people you hate, and for everyone in the world.”

    Wow have evangelicals gotten it screwed up.

  • @ChickenLadyLovesLife
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    166 months ago

    THOU SHALT NOT KILL … unless they’re black and knocking on your door and you live in a castle doctrine state.

  • @[email protected]
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    126 months ago

    In my country, one could say: 'Political Christianity’¹ isn’t compatible with the constitution.

    In the USA, I’m not so sure.

    ¹ Take on them saying ‘Political Islam’, which of course isn’t that democratic either.

  • @CIA_chatbot
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    86 months ago

    As of this comment, 11 whiney bitch ass conservatives got their feelings hurt

  • @[email protected]
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    56 months ago

    If you confirm you are white I’ll buy this from you as an NFT! May God bless the children in cages from shithole countries and forgive the transgressions of their parents that will likely burn in hell despite our prayers.

  • @pHr34kY
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    46 months ago

    That last one is genius. I need to use that one some day.

  • @AeonFelis
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    46 months ago

    Christianity was made popular thanks to the Roman Empire. You really think Rome didn’t pour its own values into it?

  • @Nobody
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    36 months ago

    “Dear children, this is the last hour; and as you have heard that the antichrist is coming, even now many antichrists have come. This is how we know it is the last hour.”

    1 John 2:18